I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office

Meow

Silence is better that bullshit

I hate you!

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real

Be inspired - Be inspiring

I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

This is uncool - X-Files

Grab that little hoe

I'm so happy and not at all jelous

The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved

Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself

i've made my choice - Homer

You're basic

200 channels and nothing but cats

I'm sickened but curious

I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

Starbucks - Simpsons

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons

Wine in my cereal

69 - The Office

Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha

Miley, what's good?

We ought to be partying not fighting

People what a bunch of bastards

Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson

You alone? Almost always - Arrested Development

I must have like fallen on a bullet

[judges you in Spanish]

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job

In the end being lazy at home is the best

I don't do well in situations

Stay back, slut

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

Her name is The Barefoot Contessa

Unicorn - Michael Scott

I'm a good noodle

Who will love you? Who will fight?

Dr. Nick

Melon Collie - The Simpsons

It's a great day for being sad

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

Me overweight mom dresses too sexy

Now entering Winnipeg

Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening

Bort Simpson

Why would you do that? - Ross

I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons

A man with dreams needs a woman with vision

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

I've had it with you

Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons

Everyone sucks but me

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

Love is caring for each other even when you're angry

I'm dying

I hope everyone loves my blog this week

I finally bought myself a Plasma TV

I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide

Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons

Walking sucks

Find Balance

After eating all day I could use some food

I wish I could be a cat

[gets shot in spanish]

The body doesn't know

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

(speaking penguinese)

I've made a huge mistake

You underestimate my power

Jolly Gummibears

[crowd booing]

So some penguins turn to a life of crime

Nothing to wear

How exciting another closed door

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

I have an art blog

Can't you just kind of fuck off?

This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

I want to destroy the white devil

We're old enough to smell bad

Model UN - Simpsons

Too many assholes not enough bullets

Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha

To start press any key - The Simpsons

El Barto - El Homo

It's actually whipped cocaine