Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson | |
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Drug-addled candor - Sheldon
I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks
Wow we really are bitches
My anxieties have anxieties
I'm not punk bitch
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
I'm a locksmith
To poor decisions - The Simpsons
You familiar with that face?
Polish Hip Hop Playing
You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit
Pool Sharks - Simpsons
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
Unicorn - Michael Scott
I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus
I am not nice
Stop dating my mother - The Office
Seriously all you do is bitch
That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you
Gay Interest - The Simpsons
Your boobs are dead
Men are dirt!
Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson
I'm just normal functioning member of the human race
Be cool
Silence is better that bullshit
What you read it's true - I'm a bitch
For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson
People what a bunch of bastards
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons
I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake
The holy fuckin' bible son
Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing
Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons
You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
[chuckles uncomfortably]
I hate you!
To start press any key - The Simpsons
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher
It's a beautiful day
It's a great day for being sad
Take me Garth
Run DOS Run - The Simpsons
Sitting in a tree
I sing way too much for someone who can't sing
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job
I did it to be amazing
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars
Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck
I fucking trusted you
Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
El Barto is very fucking real
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist
These girls belong to me
The best view comes after the hardest climb
Find Balance
All I know how to do is take off my clothes
I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons
I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson
What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy
High as a kite
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
I'm not mature enough for this
IDGAF = I don't give away food
It's a fashion risk but I like it
Listen and Believe
Follow your dreams - Doge
Wow we really are bitches
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
By the way I faked every orgasm
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons
[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
The sea was angry that day my friends - Seinfeld
My job here is done - But you didn't do anything
Working on a Saturday
Look look everyone! This is so funny!
Super Nintendo Chalmers
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
[stares in japanese]
48 episodes later - The Simpsons
i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs
Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons
Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons
Silence and Money
Do wasps make honey?
Realize how blessed you are
I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons
I completely agree with myself
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
Look at me - I'm captain now
We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office
I want to destroy the white devil
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys