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You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
[sobbing mathematically]
Metaphors? I hate metaphors
Hooked on a feline - Simpsons
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
Tear the bitch apart
I was normal three cats ago
Cheers
Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons
Loud full-hearted bitching
I can fix that
Take me Garth
a cup of galaxy
Wish you were here
Ross: You are both so lucky
Here's a phone - Call somebody who cares - The Simpsons
You're worth it
Nothing to wear
I'm ok, honest
A man with dreams needs a woman with vision
A little saucy, A little too saucy
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
I love a good nap
This isn't my daddy this is my father
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
Every time a couple gets married two single people die
I am the most offended by the easily offended
Why can't women parallel park?
This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
49 stars on that flag
I just really wanna be fucked
There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed
I love quotes
[thinks of daddy in Spanish]
Meow
How exciting another closed door
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
Do wasps make honey?
The body doesn't know
Well one of us has to change
Be cool
[ignores you in Spanish]
Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
I'm saving my virginity for divorce
Dyslexia for cure found
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
Seems, I'm full of rage
I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat
Are you gonna argue with caps? - The Simpsons
I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson
Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck
Grab that little hoe
Silence is better than bullshit
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
U2 moving crew - Simpsons
Is there life after birth?
[chuckles uncomfortably]
Marketing - Homer Simpson
Ralph you're not a kangaroo
Look look everyone! This is so funny!
Me overweight mom dresses too sexy
Bonjour Bitch
Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants
I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson
El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons
Dr. Nick
You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on
I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships
I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory
Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons
Everyone sucks but me
I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
I'm still cold - Abe Simpson
I miss my pre-internet brain
You people have been blisters on my taint
Working on a Saturday
Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons
I have no words to describe this day
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
69 - The Office
[judges you in Spanish]
I don't give a fucker
We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons
I feel very welcome here
I completely agree with myself
48 episodes later - The Simpsons
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
Pants? You mean leg prisons
Defference between puppet and muppet
My plan was to marry rich and then stop working
What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown
I'm in no condition to drive - I shouldn't listen myself I'm drunk - Homer Simpson
Every day is like Halloween
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
Men are like plants
The world's first two story out-house