Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

I have an art blog

This is uncool - X-Files

u smell like dog poo

Mom and Pop hardware - Simpsons

Silence is better than bullshit

What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton

Doctor Ross Geller

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

Drink Your Problems Away

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

The sea was angry that day my friends - Seinfeld

How exciting another closed door

You're a bad habit

We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office

I hope everyone loves my blog this week

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

(japanese pop music plays)

I'm sorry we don't have your sheep

48 episodes later - The Simpsons

Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

At least you tried - The Simpsons

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

Unisex - Joey Tribbiani

Well one of us has to change

I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons

Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

This isn't my daddy this is my father

No Soliciting

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest

Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons

Life is like math

Ralph you're not a kangaroo

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

You people have been blisters on my taint

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

I hate you!

All artists tend to be a bit weird

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

Elephant Child Born

Realize how blessed you are

I consider myself a professional masturbator

Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real

Hello 911? How are you?

[ignores you in Spanish]

Silence is better that bullshit

I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

IDGAF = I don't give away food

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

First I drink the coffee then I do the things

[calls sugar daddy]

I got nothing to lose

How do you make a pact with the Devil?

Happiness - Intelligence - Lisa Simpson

Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community

It's a beautiful day

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

Seems, I'm full of rage

That is so gay - The Simpsons

Here's to respecting women

Please kindly go away I'm introverting

Do wasps make honey?

Miley, what's good?

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

My fear is that PMS doesn't exist

Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants

Who will love you? Who will fight?

But I want to hurt people, not animals

I've destroyed my life

Do you have to be so white all the time?

Hillary's husband

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

I thrive off negativity

So far so good sorta

You been drinking drugs?

Polish Hip Hop Playing

For real

No smoking in bars what's next?

Bitch you ok?

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you

I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

Too many assholes not enough bullets

I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide

If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

The body doesn't know

I'll be back - Judge Dredd

This is the lake - The Office

I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson

My cat was right about you