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It's a great day for being sad
Deja Poo
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
I'm a locksmith
I'm not a slut but who knows?
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job
U2 moving crew - Simpsons
Someone will die - Of fun
Everyone sucks but me
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
So far so good sorta
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
I love you to, Daddy
I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson
Fuck Your Guns
I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson
Reverend Lovejoy pizza delivery
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
Bort Simpson
We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety
The best view comes after the hardest climb
[ignores you in Spanish]
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
Stay back, slut
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist
Laughing - Crying
Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons
Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop
Scissor me - The Office
Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons
Unicorn - Michael Scott
I'm multi slacking today
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
Dr. Nick
What kind of slut are you?
I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
I don't think I feel well
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do
Would a coward have this?
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
Is there life after birth?
I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu
I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning
Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons
Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons
Pants? You mean leg prisons
Wow we really are bitches
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
Walking sucks
Unflattering test results
48 episodes later - The Simpsons
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
I consider myself a professional masturbator
69 - The Office
I heard that, you bitch
Don't even care
I'm a level 5 vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow - The Simpsons
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
No smoking in bars what's next?
You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit
Men are dirt!
I'm this close to loosing my shit
OK less gay
[onlookers booing]
Nothing to wear
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
I am the mack daddy
Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing
I can't believe you came
Do you have to be so white all the time?
Too many assholes not enough bullets
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
I don't do well in situations
Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons
Men are like plants
Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons
Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
I'm sickened but curious
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
I can't read suddenly - I don't know
I hate you!
El Barto is very fucking real
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
Fuck Normality
Dildo - The original selfie stick
I'm still cold - Abe Simpson
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
Springfield Psychiatric Center
You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott
I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem
IDGAF - I don't give away food
I got nothing to lose
Am I just an asshole? - South Park
El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons
Why would you do that? - Ross
Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher
Meow