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Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders
Silence is better than bullshit
Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti
Men are dirt!
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown
Do wasps make honey?
i'm going to kill that whore
Dreams don't work unless you do
I'm still cold - Abe Simpson
My anxieties have anxieties
You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons
His problem is he is an asshole
I'm not a slut but who knows?
Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons
Find Balance
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons
You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
Springfield little league park - Simpsons
Drinks milk angrily
I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
Dr. Nick
I'll be back - Judge Dredd
You're a bad habit
I am so excited I may vomit
I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot
I was normal three cats ago
Are you trying to seduce me?
The world's first two story out-house
(japanese pop music plays)
Am I out of touch? - Skinner
Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent
Stop dating my mother - The Office
Your boobs are dead
Realize how blessed you are
Follow your dreams - Doge
Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons
Sad Girls Club
The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson
I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name
I've had it with you
Now entering Winnipeg
Unicorn - Michael Scott
I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job
Hooked on a feline - Simpsons
Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office
El Barto is very fucking real
Whay am I even alive?
Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons
Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons
You're basic
It's like a sauna in here
People say "money doesn't grow on trees"
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
U-R-Gay - The Simpsons
Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
I can fix that
Saw Inception or at least I dreamt I did - The Office
Pika Pika - Pikachu
This isn't my daddy this is my father
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck
TGIF
Being an adult is terrible
[kills you in Spanish]
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
Well one of us has to change
Scissor me - The Office
If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
One, two, three - The Office
I'm just normal functioning member of the human race
Dildo - The original selfie stick
I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons
Stop dating my mother
Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons
I see basic bitches
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this
Silence is sometimes the best answer
So it was you who made the floor slippery
God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye
Everybody's getting some but me
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
Your art was the prettiest art of all the art
Walking sucks
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
In the end being lazy at home is the best
Every day is like Halloween
We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office