Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

Silence is better than bullshit

Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti

Men are dirt!

We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

Do wasps make honey?

i'm going to kill that whore

Dreams don't work unless you do

I'm still cold - Abe Simpson

My anxieties have anxieties

You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons

His problem is he is an asshole

I'm not a slut but who knows?

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

Find Balance

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

Drinks milk angrily

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons

Dr. Nick

I'll be back - Judge Dredd

You're a bad habit

I am so excited I may vomit

I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot

I was normal three cats ago

Are you trying to seduce me?

The world's first two story out-house

(japanese pop music plays)

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent

Stop dating my mother - The Office

Your boobs are dead

Realize how blessed you are

Follow your dreams - Doge

Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons

Sad Girls Club

The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

I've had it with you

Now entering Winnipeg

Unicorn - Michael Scott

I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job

Hooked on a feline - Simpsons

Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office

El Barto is very fucking real

Whay am I even alive?

Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

You're basic

It's like a sauna in here

People say "money doesn't grow on trees"

Pippety poppety give me the zoppety

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

I can fix that

Saw Inception or at least I dreamt I did - The Office

Pika Pika - Pikachu

This isn't my daddy this is my father

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked

Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck

TGIF

Being an adult is terrible

[kills you in Spanish]

But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

Well one of us has to change

Scissor me - The Office

If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons

Congratulations universe you win - The Office

It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays

One, two, three - The Office

I'm just normal functioning member of the human race

Dildo - The original selfie stick

I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons

Stop dating my mother

Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons

I see basic bitches

I'm gonna go talk to some food about this

Silence is sometimes the best answer

So it was you who made the floor slippery

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

Everybody's getting some but me

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

Your art was the prettiest art of all the art

Walking sucks

Melon Collie - The Simpsons

In the end being lazy at home is the best

Every day is like Halloween

We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office