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I have no words to describe this day
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
A UFO party
This is the lake - The Office
[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)
Jim, I'm not easy to manage
So you've decided to steal cable
[stares in japanese]
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
Am I just an asshole? - South Park
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
I'm this close to loosing my shit
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
And I will try to fix you
Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson
Silence is better that bullshit
This is so 1991 - The Simpsons
Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons
Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons
I've destroyed my life
Bort Simpson
Because I have a masters degree in fierce
Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson
Loud full-hearted bitching
My anxieties have anxieties
What is it asshole day?
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars
Why can't I marry this pie?
Thank you, alcohol
hey potato chips come out I want to eat you
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
Unisex - Joey Tribbiani
Every day is like Halloween
You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons
My plan was to marry rich and then stop working
Men are like plants
Hooked on a feline - Simpsons
I am so excited I may vomit
I can't believe you came
Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind
People are so fucking annoying
We're old enough to smell bad
I love a good nap
I hate my life - Fry
I was born in the wrong generation
I'm sorry we don't have your sheep
At least you tried - The Simpsons
I'm just feel like I'm not being heard
I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons
Be cool
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons
Silence is sometimes the best answer
Polish Hip Hop Playing
I love you to, Daddy
Kiss the best way to shut a girl up
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
Doctor Ross Geller
Chicken Nuggets is like my family
A little saucy, A little too saucy
Would I rather be feared or loved?
Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest
I love quotes
Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons
I'm alone and I love it
i'm going to kill that whore
Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher
I can fix that
Why must I be so voluptuous? - The Simpsons
I heard that, you bitch
69 - The Office
I consider myself a professional masturbator
Fuck distance
We have unlimited juice?
Straight Outta Shape
You people have been blisters on my taint
Justin - Zach interview
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
She was a lawyer he was a sandwich
[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]
[ignores you in Spanish]
I sing way too much for someone who can't sing
[calls sugar daddy]
So it was you who made the floor slippery
I got nothing to lose
Put the mind control into the country music
Silence is better than bullshit
I'm a good noodle
I relish your wit
[judges you in Spanish]
Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
Men are dirt!
Drink Your Problems Away
Dr. Nick
Ventura? Yes Satan?