I have no words to describe this day

You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino

A UFO party

This is the lake - The Office

[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)

Jim, I'm not easy to manage

So you've decided to steal cable

[stares in japanese]

I don't like you I just want to have sex with you

Am I just an asshole? - South Park

Can I have some? - The Simpsons

I'm this close to loosing my shit

Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons

And I will try to fix you

Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson

Silence is better that bullshit

This is so 1991 - The Simpsons

Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons

Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons

I've destroyed my life

Bort Simpson

Because I have a masters degree in fierce

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

Loud full-hearted bitching

My anxieties have anxieties

What is it asshole day?

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

Why can't I marry this pie?

Thank you, alcohol

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

Unisex - Joey Tribbiani

Every day is like Halloween

You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

Men are like plants

Hooked on a feline - Simpsons

I am so excited I may vomit

I can't believe you came

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!

You can't live a positive life with a negative mind

People are so fucking annoying

We're old enough to smell bad

I love a good nap

I hate my life - Fry

I was born in the wrong generation

I'm sorry we don't have your sheep

At least you tried - The Simpsons

I'm just feel like I'm not being heard

I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons

Be cool

How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

Silence is sometimes the best answer

Polish Hip Hop Playing

I love you to, Daddy

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

In Real Life There Is No Algebra

Doctor Ross Geller

Chicken Nuggets is like my family

A little saucy, A little too saucy

Would I rather be feared or loved?

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest

I love quotes

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

I'm alone and I love it

i'm going to kill that whore

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons

The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

I can fix that

Why must I be so voluptuous? - The Simpsons

I heard that, you bitch

69 - The Office

I consider myself a professional masturbator

Fuck distance

We have unlimited juice?

Straight Outta Shape

You people have been blisters on my taint

Justin - Zach interview

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

She was a lawyer he was a sandwich

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

[ignores you in Spanish]

I sing way too much for someone who can't sing

[calls sugar daddy]

So it was you who made the floor slippery

I got nothing to lose

Put the mind control into the country music

Silence is better than bullshit

I'm a good noodle

I relish your wit

[judges you in Spanish]

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

Men are dirt!

Drink Your Problems Away

Dr. Nick

Ventura? Yes Satan?