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Can I have some? - The Simpsons
High as a kite
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute
Drug-addled candor - Sheldon
I'm alone and I love it
Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons
I am the mack daddy
Ralph you're not a kangaroo
This isn't gonna be about Jesus, is it? - The Simpsons
I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson
Fight the power - Simpsons
Bitch who asked you? - A bitch who didn't asked you
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
Where did you learn all of this? - Internet
Why can't women parallel park?
Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants
Grab that little hoe
Is there life after birth?
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
dat holy ass
So some penguins turn to a life of crime
What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy
Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?
I hate you!
I feel very welcome here
I completely agree with myself
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Everyone sucks but me
Am I perfect? - Yes I am
The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons
I see basic bitches
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
I can fix that
Gay Interest - The Simpsons
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you
You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons
In the end being lazy at home is the best
Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd
Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office
Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons
To start press any key - The Simpsons
Loud full-hearted bitching
Drinks milk angrily
Hillary's husband
I'm a locksmith
Seriously all you do is bitch
How do you make a pact with the Devil?
Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
Your tears say more than real evidence ever could
Look at me - I'm captain now
Laughing - Crying
Jolly Gummibears
I love you - Thank you
People are so fucking annoying
Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar
I was normal three cats ago
Get rich or drunk trying
I relish your wit
We have unlimited juice?
It's a fashion risk but I like it
Whay am I even alive?
Deja Poo
To poor decisions - The Simpsons
I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office
Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons
hey potato chips come out I want to eat you
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
I'm so happy you're eating again
Kiss the best way to shut a girl up
Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)
Here's to respecting women
Put the mind control into the country music
I'm so happy and not at all jelous
I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons
Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing
Who will love you? Who will fight?
I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot
I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons
Unicorn - Michael Scott
I got nothing to lose
69 - The Office
Take me out of what?
It's like a sauna in here
[thinks of daddy in Spanish]
One, two, three - The Office
Fuck Your Guns
Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson
Realize how blessed you are
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
U2 moving crew - Simpsons