Summer is awful

But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

I sing way too much for someone who can't sing

The best view comes after the hardest climb

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

I'm still cold - Abe Simpson

I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons

Look everyone! This is so funny!

I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks

Would a coward have this?

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

i've made my choice - Homer

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

Ventura? Yes Satan?

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

Be cool

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that

Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha

I don't like you I just want to have sex with you

Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common

Wow we really are bitches

I hate my life - Fry

I feel very welcome here

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

I don't give a fucker

[ignores you in Spanish]

There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

Why would you do that? - Ross

Drug-addled candor - Sheldon

I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson

To start press any key - The Simpsons

My anxieties have anxieties

Starbucks - Simpsons

Seriously all you do is bitch

Men are like plants

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

Who says the nights are for sleeping?

Go buy yourself some more money

Melon Collie - The Simpsons

Your boobs are dead

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

I told her the only thing

What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons

48 episodes later - The Simpsons

Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself

I am not nice

Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar

It's a great day for being sad

You familiar with that face?

Who will love you? Who will fight?

I hope everyone loves my blog this week

I got nothing to lose

Doctor Ross Geller

I was born in the wrong generation

If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help

Because I have a masters degree in fierce

Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons

Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked

Springfield Psychiatric Center

I must have like fallen on a bullet

I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus

Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

People what a bunch of bastards

Poop backwards is poop

Too many assholes not enough bullets

God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson

At least you tried - The Simpsons

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

You have homosexual hair

I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake

When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves

Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons

Scissor me - The Office

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

A UFO party

You guys from Florida?

Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons

I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum

Why can't women parallel park?

How do you make a pact with the Devil?

Sitting in a tree

No Soliciting

Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real

I consider myself a professional masturbator

Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint

Reverend Lovejoy pizza delivery

We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety

I need a hug...e bottle of wine

i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

Grab that little hoe

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

69 - The Office

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons

Working on a Saturday

Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?