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Everybody's getting some but me
You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!
Pool Sharks - Simpsons
I haven't eated since the last time I eated
Hello 911? How are you?
Start with a compliment
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
Miley, what's good?
Look everyone! This is so funny!
I feel very welcome here
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons
I made me laugh
Would I rather be feared or loved?
I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office
Men are dirt!
i'm going to kill that whore
Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons
Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing
I miss my pre-internet brain
Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
I have no words to describe this day
Dildo - The original selfie stick
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
You been drinking drugs?
I'm multi slacking today
Be cool
Regret
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars
Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons
I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat
Wine in my cereal
Fuck Your Guns
All artists tend to be a bit weird
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
How do you make a pact with the Devil?
You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that
My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men
The sea was angry that day my friends - Seinfeld
Get Lost
This is the lake - The Office
I just really wanna be fucked
Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd
I must have like fallen on a bullet
For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
[regrets prior life choices]
Working on a Saturday
What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy
Be inspired - Be inspiring
I am not nice
Now entering Winnipeg
Poop my pants - The Office
IDGAF = I don't give away food
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
Fuck distance
I consider myself a professional masturbator
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
El Barto is very fucking real
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons
Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening
Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet
Erections today - Simpsons
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
No I cannot kill you today I have pilates
Pants? You mean leg prisons
I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum
[crowd booing]
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons
Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck
To start press any key - The Simpsons
You familiar with that face?
I've made a huge mistake
My plan was to marry rich and then stop working
I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson
Grab that little hoe
I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons
Fight the power - Simpsons
Nothing to wear
Laughing - Crying
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons
Silence and Money
Stay back, slut
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind
But I want to hurt people, not animals
Dreams don't work unless you do
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job
Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
High as a kite
Super Nintendo Chalmers
200 channels and nothing but cats
I'm saving my virginity for divorce
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
Whay am I even alive?
This is uncool - X-Files
Ventura? Yes Satan?