It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
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I haven't eated since the last time I eated

Hello 911? How are you?

Start with a compliment

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

Miley, what's good?

Look everyone! This is so funny!

I feel very welcome here

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

I made me laugh

Would I rather be feared or loved?

I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office

Men are dirt!

i'm going to kill that whore

Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

I miss my pre-internet brain

Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.

I have no words to describe this day

Dildo - The original selfie stick

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You been drinking drugs?

I'm multi slacking today

Be cool

Regret

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat

Wine in my cereal

Fuck Your Guns

All artists tend to be a bit weird

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

How do you make a pact with the Devil?

You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that

My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men

The sea was angry that day my friends - Seinfeld

Get Lost

This is the lake - The Office

I just really wanna be fucked

Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd

I must have like fallen on a bullet

For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson

Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons

[regrets prior life choices]

Working on a Saturday

What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy

Be inspired - Be inspiring

I am not nice

Now entering Winnipeg

Poop my pants - The Office

IDGAF = I don't give away food

Please kindly go away I'm introverting

Fuck distance

I consider myself a professional masturbator

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

El Barto is very fucking real

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening

Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet

Erections today - Simpsons

But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

Pants? You mean leg prisons

I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum

[crowd booing]

Pippety poppety give me the zoppety

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck

To start press any key - The Simpsons

You familiar with that face?

I've made a huge mistake

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

Grab that little hoe

I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

Fight the power - Simpsons

Nothing to wear

Laughing - Crying

I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

Silence and Money

Stay back, slut

You can't live a positive life with a negative mind

But I want to hurt people, not animals

Dreams don't work unless you do

If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

High as a kite

Super Nintendo Chalmers

200 channels and nothing but cats

I'm saving my virginity for divorce

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

Whay am I even alive?

This is uncool - X-Files

Ventura? Yes Satan?