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Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

I'm multi slacking today

Look everyone! This is so funny!

I'm married - I can wear whatever I want

Been there regretted that

Melon Collie - The Simpsons

I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest

Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent

For real

In Real Life There Is No Algebra

He's so hot I have to kill him

I've had it with you

I'm not mature enough for this

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert

You alone? Almost always - Arrested Development

I'm still cold - Abe Simpson

You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!

I am not nice

Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong

To start press any key - The Simpsons

This isn't my daddy this is my father

I'm just normal functioning member of the human race

I see basic bitches

Realize how blessed you are

Put the mind control into the country music

Oh my god! It's a flip phone!

Jolly Gummibears

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

Wow we really are bitches

I'm sorry we don't have your sheep

Men are like plants

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

I'm dying

Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons

I completely agree with myself

Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Take me out of what?

I love quotes

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons

I must have like fallen on a bullet

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

Who says the nights are for sleeping?

Being an adult is terrible

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

Take me Garth

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

Life is like math

Metaphors? I hate metaphors

TGIF

Europe puts Greece on ebay

Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson

Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like

It's like a sauna in here

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

[judges you in Spanish]

Your art was the prettiest art of all the art

I fucking trusted you

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

Messy top, tidy bottom

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?

Why can't women parallel park?

They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons

Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?

I hate my life - Fry

Polish Hip Hop Playing

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

All artists tend to be a bit weird

Hillary's husband

Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

Men are dirt!

God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson

I have an art blog

I told her the only thing

Cheers

Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons

Ralph you're not a kangaroo

Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing

Thank you, alcohol

I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons

Sometimes I need to be alone with my music

Be cool

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Stop dating my mother

You're a bad habit

Every day is like Halloween

High as a kite

I got nothing to lose