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[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)
I don't do well in situations
Everybody's getting some but me
What were you so sad about?
I can fix that
What you read it's true - I'm a bitch
Scissor me - The Office
I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning
Who will love you? Who will fight?
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
My cat was right about you
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
Sad Girls Club
I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons
The body doesn't know
I need a hug...e bottle of wine
I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus
Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine
i'm going to kill that whore
I'm dying
First I drink the coffee then I do the things
Pizza dammit! Get pizza!
I'm saving my virginity for divorce
Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons
No Soliciting
The center of a donut is 100% fat free
Plastic surgery center - Simpsons
Wine in my cereal
Would a coward have this?
Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons
Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
You have homosexual hair
Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons
Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
A UFO party
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
I see basic bitches
Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
This is the lake - The Office
You're a bad habit
Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this
You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?
Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons
I got nothing to lose
To poor decisions - The Simpsons
High as a kite
Jolly Gummibears
Be inspired - Be inspiring
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
Marketing - Homer Simpson
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders
Run DOS Run - The Simpsons
I hate you!
Be kind to everyone including yourself
One, two, three - The Office
I can't stand the sound of the human voice
No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do
Now entering Winnipeg
Are you gonna argue with caps? - The Simpsons
Get rich or drunk trying
I am the most offended by the easily offended
Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common
I wish I could be a cat
Drink Your Problems Away
I love you - Thank you
You're worth it
Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow
It's like a sauna in here
These girls belong to me
I told her the only thing
People what a bunch of bastards
He's so hot I have to kill him
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
Listen and Believe
Life is like math
[ignores you in Spanish]
For real
You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons
The world's first two story out-house
Straight Outta Shape
gets shot in spanish
Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!
Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons
If you want to be happy - Don't think
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys
We're old enough to smell bad
[graduates in Spanish]
I love you to, Daddy
I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat
Sometimes I need to be alone with my music
[chuckles uncomfortably]
Starbucks - Simpsons
The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing