[judges you in Spanish]

Plastic surgery center - Simpsons

Life is like math

Whay am I even alive?

Take me Garth

Don't even care

Bort Simpson

Seems, I'm full of rage

I'm so happy you're eating again

Fuck Normality

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

I relish your wit

Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons

Fuck Your Guns

I completely agree with myself

Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office

You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office

Silence is better than bullshit

I'm multi slacking today

I consider myself a professional masturbator

Reverend Lovejoy pizza delivery

I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot

I love a good nap

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons

I see basic bitches

Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons

[graduates in Spanish]

Being an adult is terrible

Everyone sucks but me

You alone? Almost always - Arrested Development

People are so fucking annoying

Erections today - Simpsons

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

Nothing to wear

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

Wow we really are bitches

I was born in the wrong generation

First I drink the coffee then I do the things

Wine in my cereal

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like

Pippety poppety give me the zoppety

[stares in japanese]

I miss my pre-internet brain

I'm sickened but curious

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

Marketing - Homer Simpson

Are you trying to seduce me?

Your boobs are dead

I hate you!

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!

I am not nice

Chicken Nuggets is like my family

I've made a huge mistake

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

Happiness - Intelligence - Lisa Simpson

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

[screams internally]

I'm still cold - Abe Simpson

I don't give a fucker

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

It's a fashion risk but I like it

Summer is awful

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

Everybody's getting some but me

The best view comes after the hardest climb

I want to destroy the white devil

Here's to respecting women

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

I made me laugh

You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons

Men are dirt!

Is there life after birth?

Me overweight mom dresses too sexy

Follow your dreams - Doge

No Soliciting

It's called satchel - Indiana Jones wears one

They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons

Oh my gosh! Look! It's food!

So it was you who made the floor slippery

You're worth it

I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson

Seriously all you do is bitch

I told her the only thing

Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

Am I just an asshole? - South Park

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

I finally bought myself a Plasma TV

Can I have some? - The Simpsons

Why would you do that? - Ross

I'm sick of trying to be perfect

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

You're basic