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Cigarette? - Yes, I know
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine
I miss my pre-internet brain
I've had it with you
First I drink the coffee then I do the things
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
48 episodes later - The Simpsons
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory
Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson
Elephant Child Born
Straight Outta Shape
Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?
Men are dirt!
Fuck Your Guns
Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons
Yoga? Isn't that a cult?
Talk means trouble - Don't talk
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
[screams internally]
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
His problem is he is an asshole
I'm multi slacking today
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
u smell like dog poo
When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves
Don't even care
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
By the way I faked every orgasm
What you read it's true - I'm a bitch
Pants? You mean leg prisons
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
Am I perfect? - Yes I am
For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson
You have homosexual hair
I'm so happy you're eating again
Stop dating my mother
Hillary's husband
Thank you, alcohol
If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons
Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons
You respect dibs don't you?
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
A little saucy, A little too saucy
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders
Bonjour Bitch
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
Find Balance
Springfield Psychiatric Center
It's actually whipped cocaine
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
How exciting another closed door
Your tears say more than real evidence ever could
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons
What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton
How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"
[graduates in Spanish]
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons
He's so hot I have to kill him
Dreams don't work unless you do
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning
Fuck Normality
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
I hope everyone loves my blog this week
Take me Garth
Ross doing his "watching tv"
Take me out of what?
(speaking penguinese)
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
I have an art blog
Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like
I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons
(japanese pop music plays)
a cup of galaxy
Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar
Get me a vodka rocks - Arrested Development
Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
She was a lawyer he was a sandwich
I finally bought myself a Plasma TV
I'm just normal functioning member of the human race
The Calzones betrayed me
Silly girl - He doesn't care
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
The best view comes after the hardest climb
Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
Working on a Saturday
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
I'm not punk bitch
Can't you just kind of fuck off?
Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?
Men are like plants
Jim, I'm not easy to manage