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Happiness - Intelligence - Lisa Simpson
Being an adult is terrible
Here's to respecting women
Can't you just kind of fuck off?
Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?
Hooked on a feline - Simpsons
You people have been blisters on my taint
Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet
I got nothing to lose
Chicken Nuggets is like my family
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
Bitch you ok?
If you want to be happy - Don't think
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu
You're worth it
Look everyone! This is so funny!
The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons
You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
I am the most offended by the easily offended
No Soliciting
U-R-Gay - The Simpsons
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You underestimate my power
Messy top, tidy bottom
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys
I was normal three cats ago
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I don't do well in situations
How do you make a pact with the Devil?
Her name is The Barefoot Contessa
I'm married - I can wear whatever I want
I just really wanna be fucked
I'm so happy you're eating again
I've made a huge mistake
Do not read the next sentence
Run DOS Run - The Simpsons
She was a lawyer he was a sandwich
[calls sugar daddy]
Why can't I marry this pie?
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
Thank you, alcohol
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
Poop backwards is poop
Fight the power - Simpsons
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
Poop my pants - The Office
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
Bort Simpson
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Model UN - Simpsons
More that broken, he's alone
I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
Metaphors? I hate metaphors
That is so gay - The Simpsons
Everyone sucks but me
Hillary's husband
Laughing - Crying
Every day is like Halloween
I'm dying
Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson
My cat was right about you
I see basic bitches
I like being alone too much
Be inspired - Be inspiring
Regret
What is it asshole day?
I am so angry
Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons
What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown
I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake
I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
Talk means trouble - Don't talk
[gets shot in spanish]
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist
You familiar with that face?
Silence and Money
This is the lake - The Office