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That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you
Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons
I am so excited I may vomit
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders
Been there regretted that
Tear the bitch apart
I'm alone and I love it
I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute
[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]
Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
I can't believe you came
I love a good nap
Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow
Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
49 stars on that flag
69 - The Office
[kills you in Spanish]
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves
My anxieties have anxieties
I am the mack daddy
So far so good sorta
Silly girl - He doesn't care
Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons
Would a coward have this?
These girls belong to me
Ross doing his "watching tv"
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
Summer is awful
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
Pizza dammit! Get pizza!
[screams internally]
Hooked on a feline - Simpsons
My job here is done - But you didn't do anything
One, two, three - The Office
I'm not punk bitch
Stop dating my mother
Springfield Psychiatric Center
Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum
We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety
What is it asshole day?
Silence is sometimes the best answer
Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha
Saw Inception or at least I dreamt I did - The Office
No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do
I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
What you read it's true - I'm a bitch
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
Chicken Nuggets is like my family
People who use a lot of swear words
Look look everyone! This is so funny!
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons
It's a beautiful day
You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit
I made me laugh
You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that
You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?
This is uncool - X-Files
I have no words to describe this day
TGIF
I want to destroy the white devil
Too many assholes not enough bullets
A man with dreams needs a woman with vision
Stop dating my mother - The Office
I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA
Life is like math
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
I just really wanna be fucked
I miss my pre-internet brain
Yoga? Isn't that a cult?
[gasps in spanish]
Wish you were here
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
Every day is like Halloween
Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons
The Calzones betrayed me
Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd
Thank you, alcohol
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants
Men are dirt!
I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons
Me overweight mom dresses too sexy
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
I like being alone too much
I love you - Thank you
I am so angry
You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson
Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons
What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton