I'm sickened but curious

Would a coward have this?

Grab that little hoe

Messy top, tidy bottom

i've made my choice - Homer

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

I am not nice

Fight the power - Simpsons

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office

I want to destroy the white devil

I don't give a fucker

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

Someone will die - Of fun

Small breasts should be called petits

91% of all traffic accidents - Simpsons

We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it

Jolly Gummibears

Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent

My anxieties have anxieties

No Soliciting

We have unlimited juice?

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men

Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

Pika Pika - Pikachu

Silence is better than bullshit

I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

I hate men but I'm not a lesbian

Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

Silence and Money

I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons

And I will try to fix you

I got nothing to lose

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

What is it asshole day?

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

No smoking in bars what's next?

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

Poop backwards is poop

You're a bad habit

Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

Defference between puppet and muppet

The best view comes after the hardest climb

Fuck distance

Wine in my cereal

My fear is that PMS doesn't exist

Jim, I'm not easy to manage

Cheers

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

Go buy yourself some more money

Silence is sometimes the best answer

Drinks milk angrily

Your art was the prettiest art of all the art

Yoga? Isn't that a cult?

They hate us cause they ain't us

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

I fucking trusted you

I love quotes

Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself

High as a kite

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

Thank you, alcohol

Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

Every time a couple gets married two single people die

It's like a sauna in here

I'm not like most girls?

I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum

My cat was right about you

I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson

We're old enough to smell bad

Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons

All artists tend to be a bit weird

Unflattering test results

Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck

Ross doing his "watching tv"

So it was you who made the floor slippery

She was a lawyer he was a sandwich

Fuck Your Guns

Metaphors? I hate metaphors

Stop dating my mother

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

u smell like dog poo

Party Hardy it's Friday

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community

Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

Can I have some? - The Simpsons

[kills you in Spanish]