We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office | |
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I'm sickened but curious
Would a coward have this?
Grab that little hoe
Messy top, tidy bottom
i've made my choice - Homer
Kiss the best way to shut a girl up
Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
I am not nice
Fight the power - Simpsons
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office
I want to destroy the white devil
I don't give a fucker
The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons
Someone will die - Of fun
Small breasts should be called petits
91% of all traffic accidents - Simpsons
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
Jolly Gummibears
Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent
My anxieties have anxieties
No Soliciting
We have unlimited juice?
No I cannot kill you today I have pilates
My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men
Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons
Pika Pika - Pikachu
Silence is better than bullshit
I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere
Silence and Money
I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons
And I will try to fix you
I got nothing to lose
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
What is it asshole day?
My plan was to marry rich and then stop working
No smoking in bars what's next?
Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons
Poop backwards is poop
You're a bad habit
Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons
You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson
Defference between puppet and muppet
The best view comes after the hardest climb
Fuck distance
Wine in my cereal
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist
Jim, I'm not easy to manage
Cheers
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
Go buy yourself some more money
Silence is sometimes the best answer
Drinks milk angrily
Your art was the prettiest art of all the art
Yoga? Isn't that a cult?
They hate us cause they ain't us
I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons
I fucking trusted you
I love quotes
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
High as a kite
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
Thank you, alcohol
Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons
The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons
hey potato chips come out I want to eat you
I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA
Every time a couple gets married two single people die
It's like a sauna in here
I'm not like most girls?
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
My cat was right about you
I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson
We're old enough to smell bad
Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons
All artists tend to be a bit weird
Unflattering test results
Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck
Ross doing his "watching tv"
So it was you who made the floor slippery
She was a lawyer he was a sandwich
Fuck Your Guns
Metaphors? I hate metaphors
Stop dating my mother
I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons
u smell like dog poo
Party Hardy it's Friday
Cigarette? - Yes, I know
Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
[kills you in Spanish]