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Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
I relish your wit
Hey I cook! - Offering people gum is not cooking
Straight Outta Shape
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
Be cool
Unisex - Joey Tribbiani
What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy
To start press any key - The Simpsons
Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
[gets shot in spanish]
Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson
I love you to, Daddy
More that broken, he's alone
I can't stand the sound of the human voice
I finally bought myself a Plasma TV
Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons
IDGAF - I don't give away food
Chicken Nuggets is like my family
Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons
I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu
Look everyone! This is so funny!
I like being alone too much
So some penguins turn to a life of crime
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves
[graduates in Spanish]
Now entering Winnipeg
Realize how blessed you are
I fucking trusted you
Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons
We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office
By the way I faked every orgasm
Dyslexia for cure found
El Barto - El Homo
These girls belong to me
My anxieties have anxieties
What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton
I so need lessons from you on how to be cool
I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson
I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons
Miley, what's good?
Super Nintendo Chalmers
I am so angry
I am the mack daddy
Messy top, tidy bottom
I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
Oh my gosh! Look! It's food!
Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?
Silence is better that bullshit
I'm alone and I love it
We're old enough to smell bad
I am so excited I may vomit
I'm not like most girls?
Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
It's a fashion risk but I like it
Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
Seriously all you do is bitch
Run DOS Run - The Simpsons
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert
I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA
Am I perfect? - Yes I am
People what a bunch of bastards
Men are dirt!
You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that
You're worth it
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Every time a couple gets married two single people die
My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men
You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys
The best view comes after the hardest climb
All I know how to do is take off my clothes
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?
dat holy ass
A UFO party
Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons
Defference between puppet and muppet
You been drinking drugs?
I consider myself a professional masturbator
Pizza dammit! Get pizza!
I've had it with you
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum
Do wasps make honey?
Small breasts should be called petits
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
Talk means trouble - Don't talk
Wine in my cereal
(speaking penguinese)
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
Would a coward have this?