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Ralph you're not a kangaroo
Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons
What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton
[screams internally]
It's a fashion risk but I like it
My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men
The best view comes after the hardest climb
Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons
Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons
Rakes my old arch-enemy
I can't believe you came
I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute
Be cool
Do wasps make honey?
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars
Hello 911? How are you?
Take me out of what?
[regrets prior life choices]
I'm alone and I love it
Get Lost
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons
I'm not punk bitch
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
My anxieties have anxieties
48 episodes later - The Simpsons
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job
I hope everyone loves my blog this week
I must have like fallen on a bullet
Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons
We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office
Plastic surgery center - Simpsons
Men are dirt!
And I will try to fix you
I'm a level 5 vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow - The Simpsons
This is the lake - The Office
Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest
I hate you!
By the way I faked every orgasm
Small breasts should be called petits
I'm not like most girls?
[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]
Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint
Now entering Winnipeg
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
I so need lessons from you on how to be cool
Is there life after birth?
You're worth it
I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name
Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
Everybody's getting some but me
So far so good sorta
Why would you do that? - Ross
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
I love a good nap
You're a bad habit
Life is like math
All artists tend to be a bit weird
I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus
Bonjour Bitch
Justin - Zach interview
I relish your wit
Doctor Ross Geller
I have no words to describe this day
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!
Put the mind control into the country music
She was a lawyer he was a sandwich
I can't read suddenly - I don't know
Silence is sometimes the best answer
Scissor me - The Office
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons
I am so angry
Seems, I'm full of rage
I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson
I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
Me overweight mom dresses too sexy
Wine in my cereal
U2 moving crew - Simpsons
I hate my life - Fry
One, two, three - The Office
Polish Hip Hop Playing
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
Silence and Money
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever
I'm this close to loosing my shit
Sad Girls Club
Wow we really are bitches
Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common
IDGAF - I don't give away food