He's so hot I have to kill him

Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

Justin - Zach interview

So far so good sorta

Get rich or drunk trying

How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"

Take me Garth

Ross doing his "watching tv"

Stay back, slut

Me overweight mom dresses too sexy

Stop dating my mother - The Office

I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks

69 - The Office

[crowd booing]

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

Whay am I even alive?

You people have been blisters on my taint

I just really wanna be fucked

Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd

It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays

Bitch you ok?

Happy Birthday to me - Simpsons

I did it to be amazing

High as a kite

[screams internally]

This is the lake - The Office

One, two, three - The Office

Ventura? Yes Satan?

Marketing - Homer Simpson

Bonjour Bitch

I consider myself a professional masturbator

But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

Poop backwards is poop

You're basic

Stop dating my mother

Everyone sucks but me

We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety

Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.

His problem is he is an asshole

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson

Ralph you're not a kangaroo

Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons

(japanese pop music plays)

Too many assholes not enough bullets

Who will love you? Who will fight?

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

IDGAF - I don't give away food

I'm sickened but curious

People say "money doesn't grow on trees"

I see basic bitches

Party Hardy it's Friday

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

For real

I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus

Drink Your Problems Away

I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat

Hillary's husband

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office

People are so fucking annoying

It's called satchel - Indiana Jones wears one

I hate men but I'm not a lesbian

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?

Dreams don't work unless you do

I am not nice

Am I perfect? - Yes I am

In the end being lazy at home is the best

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons

Would I rather be feared or loved?

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

I am the mack daddy

All artists tend to be a bit weird

Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons

At least you tried - The Simpsons

Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

First I drink the coffee then I do the things

Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

You familiar with that face?

Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet

Rakes my old arch-enemy

A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

Hooked on a feline - Simpsons

Starbucks - Simpsons

Get Lost

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest

Every time a couple gets married two single people die

Be inspired - Be inspiring

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

It's a fashion risk but I like it