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Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons
Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha
Jolly Gummibears
Pool Sharks - Simpsons
So some penguins turn to a life of crime
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere
You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit
Been there regretted that
Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus
The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing
Jim, I'm not easy to manage
Hillary's husband
You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson
I've had it with you
Seriously all you do is bitch
I love you - Thank you
This is the lake - The Office
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
Stay back, slut
Justin - Zach interview
Regret
[screams internally]
Polish Hip Hop Playing
I must have like fallen on a bullet
Your boobs are dead
To start press any key - The Simpsons
You respect dibs don't you?
I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
I'm just normal functioning member of the human race
I'm saving my virginity for divorce
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
One, two, three - The Office
I can fix that
Get me a vodka rocks - Arrested Development
At least you tried - The Simpsons
This is uncool - X-Files
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Here's to respecting women
Springfield little league park - Simpsons
i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs
Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders
For real
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
u smell like dog poo
Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons
The best view comes after the hardest climb
Party Hardy it's Friday
My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men
I love quotes
Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons
We have unlimited juice?
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
I got nothing to lose
Drug-addled candor - Sheldon
Silence and Money
You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever
It's a fashion risk but I like it
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
[regrets prior life choices]
The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons
Look at me - I'm captain now
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
49 stars on that flag
Loud full-hearted bitching
Realize how blessed you are
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
I'm a locksmith
Pizza dammit! Get pizza!
It's like a sauna in here
Am I out of touch? - Skinner
That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you
Nothing to wear
a cup of galaxy
I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships
Me overweight mom dresses too sexy
Dr. Nick
Dildo - The original selfie stick
Wine in my cereal
Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that
Dreams don't work unless you do
Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this
Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson
The body doesn't know
Stop dating my mother
Your tears say more than real evidence ever could
I see basic bitches
I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons
I hate you!
Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons
Happiness - Intelligence - Lisa Simpson
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman
Do wasps make honey?