I fucking trusted you

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

Talk means trouble - Don't talk

You respect dibs don't you?

Stay back, slut

Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons

Dreams don't work unless you do

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

I see basic bitches

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons

I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum

Oh my god! It's a flip phone!

At least you tried - The Simpsons

Stop dating my mother - The Office

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

200 channels and nothing but cats

gets shot in spanish

I feel very welcome here

Love is caring for each other even when you're angry

I'm married - I can wear whatever I want

Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons

I wish I could be a cat

[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)

Wow we really are bitches

Here's a phone - Call somebody who cares - The Simpsons

Pika Pika - Pikachu

You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons

There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed

Would I rather be feared or loved?

Bitch you ok?

I'm just normal functioning member of the human race

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

So far so good sorta

My anxieties have anxieties

The best view comes after the hardest climb

I told her the only thing

After eating all day I could use some food

[screams internally]

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons

Meow

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

Get Lost

I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders

Ventura? Yes Satan?

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

Summer is awful

[gasps in spanish]

I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu

Regret

i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

It's like a sauna in here

Ross: You are both so lucky

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

I've destroyed my life

Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson

Every day is like Halloween

I'm not a slut but who knows?

I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

[stares in japanese]

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!

i'm going to kill that whore

Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening

It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays

Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common

What you read it's true - I'm a bitch

Look look everyone! This is so funny!

Small breasts should be called petits

[gets shot in spanish]

Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

And I will try to fix you

I love you to, Daddy

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

Can't you just kind of fuck off?

Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

These girls belong to me

Gay Interest - The Simpsons

I don't give a fucker

Drink Your Problems Away

I thrive off negativity

I hate my life - Fry

Silly girl - He doesn't care

How do you make a pact with the Devil?

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

I am so angry

Fuck Your Guns

I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons

My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men

U2 moving crew - Simpsons

Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

El Barto is very fucking real

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

People say "money doesn't grow on trees"

[crowd booing]