I did it to be amazing

I am not nice

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

TGIF

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

[judges you in Spanish]

I must have like fallen on a bullet

You people have been blisters on my taint

Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.

a cup of galaxy

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

How exciting another closed door

How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

I can't believe you came

Pika Pika - Pikachu

Rakes my old arch-enemy

Bitch who asked you? - A bitch who didn't asked you

I can't stand the sound of the human voice

I hate my life - Fry

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

Follow your dreams - Doge

I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone

91% of all traffic accidents - Simpsons

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

Dreams don't work unless you do

And I will try to fix you

To poor decisions - The Simpsons

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

Here's to respecting women

Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons

Justin - Zach interview

What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

Wine in my cereal

You familiar with that face?

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

Model UN - Simpsons

Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

Seriously all you do is bitch

All artists tend to be a bit weird

Me overweight mom dresses too sexy

[onlookers booing]

Straight Outta Shape

I'm alone and I love it

Regret

I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons

Because I have a masters degree in fierce

Would a coward have this?

First I drink the coffee then I do the things

I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Ralph you're not a kangaroo

Wow we really are bitches

Be inspired - Be inspiring

I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide

I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory

I made me laugh

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake

The world's first two story out-house

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

I love you to, Daddy

I don't give a fucker

A man with dreams needs a woman with vision

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

You're worth it

Ross doing his "watching tv"

This isn't my daddy this is my father

gets shot in spanish

I hate you!

Why can't I marry this pie?

[calls sugar daddy]

Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons

I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson

What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons

Every time a couple gets married two single people die

Go buy yourself some more money

I consider myself a professional masturbator

When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine

I am so angry

Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti

Take me out of what?

Poop my pants - The Office

Fuck distance

Erections today - Simpsons

You alone? Almost always - Arrested Development

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons

Drug-addled candor - Sheldon

Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

69 - The Office

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons