Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
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Stop dating my mother - The Office

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I am so excited I may vomit

I'm so happy you're eating again

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

I got nothing to lose

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We're old enough to smell bad

Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons

u smell like dog poo

Don't look at me

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

Stay back, slut

It's actually whipped cocaine

Tear the bitch apart

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink

I love you to, Daddy

I relish your wit

Pika Pika - Pikachu

Sad Girls Club

[screams internally]

At least you tried - The Simpsons

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i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

I wish I could be a cat

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I must have like fallen on a bullet

I made me laugh

I am so angry

I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office

I don't give a fucker

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

It's like a sauna in here

I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons

All I know how to do is take off my clothes

It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

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You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever

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You been drinking drugs?

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

I can't believe you came

What were you so sad about?

My anxieties have anxieties

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

Pippety poppety give me the zoppety

Talk means trouble - Don't talk

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Summer is awful

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Party Hardy it's Friday

I thrive off negativity

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I have an art blog

You familiar with that face?

Elephant Child Born

The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"

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Fight the power - Simpsons

Do wasps make honey?

They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons

More that broken, he's alone

People say "money doesn't grow on trees"

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person

So you've decided to steal cable

IDGAF = I don't give away food

The Calzones betrayed me

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

So it was you who made the floor slippery

People who use a lot of swear words

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It's a great day for being sad

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

[ignores you in Spanish]

My anxieties have anxieties

[thinks of daddy in Spanish]

We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

dat holy ass

I don't like you I just want to have sex with you

After eating all day I could use some food

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown