Springfield Psychiatric Center

I'm saving my virginity for divorce

Whay am I even alive?

Stop dating my mother - The Office

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

i'm going to kill that whore

Hello 911? How are you?

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons

I am so excited I may vomit

I'm so happy you're eating again

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

I got nothing to lose

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

We're old enough to smell bad

Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons

u smell like dog poo

Don't look at me

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

Stay back, slut

It's actually whipped cocaine

Tear the bitch apart

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink

I love you to, Daddy

I relish your wit

Pika Pika - Pikachu

Sad Girls Club

[screams internally]

At least you tried - The Simpsons

Here's a phone - Call somebody who cares - The Simpsons

i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

I wish I could be a cat

Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons

I must have like fallen on a bullet

I made me laugh

I am so angry

I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office

I don't give a fucker

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

It's like a sauna in here

I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons

All I know how to do is take off my clothes

It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing

You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever

Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons

You been drinking drugs?

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

I can't believe you came

What were you so sad about?

My anxieties have anxieties

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

Pippety poppety give me the zoppety

Talk means trouble - Don't talk

You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons

Summer is awful

You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office

Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman

Party Hardy it's Friday

I thrive off negativity

I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons

I have an art blog

You familiar with that face?

Elephant Child Born

The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"

Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons

Fight the power - Simpsons

Do wasps make honey?

They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons

More that broken, he's alone

People say "money doesn't grow on trees"

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person

So you've decided to steal cable

IDGAF = I don't give away food

The Calzones betrayed me

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

So it was you who made the floor slippery

People who use a lot of swear words

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum

It's a great day for being sad

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

[ignores you in Spanish]

My anxieties have anxieties

[thinks of daddy in Spanish]

We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

dat holy ass

I don't like you I just want to have sex with you

After eating all day I could use some food

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown