Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons | |
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I'm saving my virginity for divorce
Whay am I even alive?
Stop dating my mother - The Office
Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons
i'm going to kill that whore
Hello 911? How are you?
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons
Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons
I am so excited I may vomit
I'm so happy you're eating again
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop
I got nothing to lose
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons
We're old enough to smell bad
Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons
u smell like dog poo
Don't look at me
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
Stay back, slut
It's actually whipped cocaine
Tear the bitch apart
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
I love you to, Daddy
I relish your wit
Pika Pika - Pikachu
Sad Girls Club
[screams internally]
At least you tried - The Simpsons
Here's a phone - Call somebody who cares - The Simpsons
i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs
I wish I could be a cat
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
I must have like fallen on a bullet
I made me laugh
I am so angry
I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office
I don't give a fucker
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
It's like a sauna in here
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
All I know how to do is take off my clothes
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing
You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever
Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons
You been drinking drugs?
Pool Sharks - Simpsons
I haven't eated since the last time I eated
I can't believe you came
What were you so sad about?
My anxieties have anxieties
Am I out of touch? - Skinner
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
Talk means trouble - Don't talk
You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons
Summer is awful
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman
Party Hardy it's Friday
I thrive off negativity
I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons
I have an art blog
You familiar with that face?
Elephant Child Born
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
Kiss the best way to shut a girl up
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"
Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons
Fight the power - Simpsons
Do wasps make honey?
They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons
More that broken, he's alone
People say "money doesn't grow on trees"
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
So you've decided to steal cable
IDGAF = I don't give away food
The Calzones betrayed me
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
So it was you who made the floor slippery
People who use a lot of swear words
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum
It's a great day for being sad
U-R-Gay - The Simpsons
Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson
[ignores you in Spanish]
My anxieties have anxieties
[thinks of daddy in Spanish]
We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety
Springfield little league park - Simpsons
dat holy ass
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
After eating all day I could use some food
What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown