Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons | |
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I told her the only thing
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Silence is better that bullshit
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I am so excited I may vomit
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I'm this close to loosing my shit
I am not nice
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I'm not like most girls?
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Her name is The Barefoot Contessa
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(japanese pop music plays)
Loud full-hearted bitching
I've made a huge mistake
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Laughing - Crying
I'm alone and I love it
Defference between puppet and muppet
Are you trying to seduce me?
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My anxieties have anxieties
How exciting another closed door
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So it was you who made the floor slippery
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[crowd booing]
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You respect dibs don't you?
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Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest
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I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
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TGIF
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Drug-addled candor - Sheldon
We ought to be partying not fighting
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Dr. Nick
I made me laugh
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
I made me laugh
I need a hug...e bottle of wine
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Small breasts should be called petits
Wine in my cereal
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I'm a good noodle
Dildo - The original selfie stick
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Would a coward have this?
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IDGAF - I don't give away food
Oh my gosh! Look! It's food!