Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons | |
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I love a good nap
I love you to, Daddy
Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
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I must have like fallen on a bullet
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Wow we really are bitches
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I just really wanna be fucked
I can't stand the sound of the human voice
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I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning
Why can't I marry this pie?
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To heal the wound you must stop touching it
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Fight the power - Simpsons
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Because I have a masters degree in fierce
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In the end being lazy at home is the best
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