Saw Inception or at least I dreamt I did - The Office

Unisex - Joey Tribbiani

I'm sorry we don't have your sheep

I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

Nothing to wear

People are so fucking annoying

What you read it's true - I'm a bitch

Wow we really are bitches

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

Be cool

Find Balance

How exciting another closed door

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

I am so angry

Who says the nights are for sleeping?

Fight the power - Simpsons

For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson

Can't you just kind of fuck off?

Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons

I was normal three cats ago

I can't stand the sound of the human voice

Thank you, alcohol

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

People say "money doesn't grow on trees"

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar

I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson

I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus

Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint

Grab that little hoe

My job here is done - But you didn't do anything

a cup of galaxy

Justin - Zach interview

Because I have a masters degree in fierce

Silence and Money

My anxieties have anxieties

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

I'm sickened but curious

The center of a donut is 100% fat free

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

What would you like bitch? - Paris Hilton

Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons

I am so excited I may vomit

I hope everyone loves my blog this week

I've had it with you

Everyone sucks but me

Why can't women parallel park?

That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you

Sitting in a tree

Stay back, slut

I'm multi slacking today

Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd

I don't give a fucker

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!

Model UN - Simpsons

Fuck Normality

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

I'm so happy you're eating again

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

Die Bart Die

Everybody's getting some but me

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do

Miley, what's good?

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

(speaking penguinese)

How do you make a pact with the Devil?

i'm going to kill that whore

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Rakes my old arch-enemy

If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons

[screams internally]

Men are like plants

[crowd booing]

I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory

I love quotes

It's a beautiful day

Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons

I'm just feel like I'm not being heard

Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons

Walking sucks

Defference between puppet and muppet

It's actually whipped cocaine

You been drinking drugs?

Silence is better than bullshit

Stop dating my mother - The Office

Who will love you? Who will fight?

I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

All I know how to do is take off my clothes

Would I rather be feared or loved?

Meow

I am the mack daddy

Bort Simpson

I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide

To start press any key - The Simpsons

Well one of us has to change

Would a coward have this?