No smoking in bars what's next?

I feel very welcome here

This is the lake - The Office

i've made my choice - Homer

No Soliciting

People are so fucking annoying

Fuck Your Guns

I've made a huge mistake

Dildo - The original selfie stick

Every day is like Halloween

Sitting in a tree

If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help

Dr. Nick

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

Silence is better that bullshit

I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu

Europe puts Greece on ebay

I can fix that

Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha

The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink

People what a bunch of bastards

We ought to be partying not fighting

A UFO party

Saw Inception or at least I dreamt I did - The Office

You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons

One, two, three - The Office

Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

[gets shot in spanish]

I don't give a fucker

For real

Would a coward have this?

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

It's a fashion risk but I like it

By the way I faked every orgasm

Am I just an asshole? - South Park

You underestimate my power

How exciting another closed door

I don't think I feel well

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

I have no words to describe this day

I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons

I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson

Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons

They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons

I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders

I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson

We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety

Can't you just kind of fuck off?

So some penguins turn to a life of crime

I just really wanna be fucked

Would I rather be feared or loved?

IDGAF - I don't give away food

Polish Hip Hop Playing

All artists tend to be a bit weird

My anxieties have anxieties

[thinks of daddy in Spanish]

OK less gay

u smell like dog poo

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

Bitch you ok?

Loud full-hearted bitching

It's actually whipped cocaine

Be inspired - Be inspiring

i'm going to kill that whore

Pizza dammit! Get pizza!

Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

Fight the power - Simpsons

We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

I am not nice

My fear is that PMS doesn't exist

Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons

These girls belong to me

I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson

El Barto - El Homo

a cup of galaxy

Her name is The Barefoot Contessa

You're basic

This isn't gonna be about Jesus, is it? - The Simpsons

91% of all traffic accidents - Simpsons

I am the most offended by the easily offended

The world's first two story out-house

Do wasps make honey?

Don't look at me

Where did you learn all of this? - Internet

First I drink the coffee then I do the things

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

Seems, I'm full of rage

At least you tried - The Simpsons

I'm just feel like I'm not being heard

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest

69 - The Office

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

Walking sucks

I made me laugh

They hate us cause they ain't us

Straight Outta Shape