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So some penguins turn to a life of crime
[gasps in spanish]
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
You look very rich in that - Thanks
I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks
I don't think I feel well
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
We have unlimited juice?
You people have been blisters on my taint
Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons
I am not nice
I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons
You're worth it
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind
For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
I'm still cold - Abe Simpson
We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety
Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman
I hate my life - Fry
Ross doing his "watching tv"
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
Are you gonna argue with caps? - The Simpsons
How exciting another closed door
gets shot in spanish
Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons
Dyslexia for cure found
U-R-Gay - The Simpsons
[regrets prior life choices]
Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons
I feel very welcome here
Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
Dr. Nick
Now entering Winnipeg
Run DOS Run - The Simpsons
Go buy yourself some more money
Metaphors? I hate metaphors
[crowd booing]
I'll be back - Judge Dredd
Stop dating my mother
For real
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
Working on a Saturday
This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job
Die Bart Die
Do not read the next sentence
I'm multi slacking today
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere
Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
200 channels and nothing but cats
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha
Because I have a masters degree in fierce
Are you trying to seduce me?
Who will love you? Who will fight?
Unicorn - Michael Scott
I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson
Start with a compliment
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
By the way I faked every orgasm
I'm saving my virginity for divorce
I love you to, Daddy
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
Drug-addled candor - Sheldon
El Barto - El Homo
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
Would a coward have this?
Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck
I'm dying
How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"
I'm a locksmith
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
What were you so sad about?
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
I love you - Thank you
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
First I drink the coffee then I do the things
Everyone sucks but me
Am I out of touch? - Skinner
Silence is sometimes the best answer
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
I can't believe you came
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
I finally bought myself a Plasma TV
Oh my god! It's a flip phone!
Why can't I marry this pie?
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
My plan was to marry rich and then stop working
Silly girl - He doesn't care
My job here is done - But you didn't do anything
My anxieties have anxieties