We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety
We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety
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I'm just normal functioning member of the human race

I told her the only thing

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Laughing - Crying

Life is like math

Put the mind control into the country music

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Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

I am the mack daddy

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Seriously all you do is bitch

I don't think I feel well

Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong

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The best view comes after the hardest climb

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They hate us cause they ain't us

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I can't stand the sound of the human voice

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Scissor me - The Office

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

I sing way too much for someone who can't sing

If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help

Pizza dammit! Get pizza!

I completely agree with myself

I'm sickened but curious

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

I hate men but I'm not a lesbian

Being an adult is terrible

Everybody's getting some but me

I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

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Silence and Money

I wish I could be a cat

I'll be back - Judge Dredd

Doctor Ross Geller

This isn't my daddy this is my father

Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere

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It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

Tear the bitch apart

Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

Every time a couple gets married two single people die

I don't give a fucker

A little saucy, A little too saucy

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

Start with a compliment

You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino

IDGAF = I don't give away food

Ross doing his "watching tv"

I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning

I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked

I have an art blog

Why must I be so voluptuous? - The Simpsons

Working on a Saturday

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

[calls sugar daddy]

I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum

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Chicken Nuggets is like my family

Go buy yourself some more money

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Sometimes I need to be alone with my music

Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha

Loud full-hearted bitching

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

What you read it's true - I'm a bitch

Small breasts should be called petits

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I'm sick of trying to be perfect

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

You look very rich in that - Thanks

I'm gonna go talk to some food about this

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

U2 moving crew - Simpsons

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Starbucks - Simpsons