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Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?
Be inspired - Be inspiring
For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson
Look everyone! This is so funny!
I'm just normal functioning member of the human race
I told her the only thing
Hey I cook! - Offering people gum is not cooking
Laughing - Crying
Life is like math
Put the mind control into the country music
Yoga? Isn't that a cult?
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars
I am the mack daddy
I've destroyed my life
You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons
Dyslexia for cure found
Seriously all you do is bitch
I don't think I feel well
Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong
(japanese pop music plays)
Deja Poo
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
I hope everyone loves my blog this week
Rakes my old arch-enemy
El Barto - El Homo
The best view comes after the hardest climb
u smell like dog poo
They hate us cause they ain't us
Polish Hip Hop Playing
El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons
I can't stand the sound of the human voice
You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!
Scissor me - The Office
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
I sing way too much for someone who can't sing
If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help
Pizza dammit! Get pizza!
I completely agree with myself
I'm sickened but curious
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
Being an adult is terrible
Everybody's getting some but me
I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere
We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office
Silence and Money
I wish I could be a cat
I'll be back - Judge Dredd
Doctor Ross Geller
This isn't my daddy this is my father
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
Hillary's husband
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
Tear the bitch apart
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons
Every time a couple gets married two single people die
I don't give a fucker
A little saucy, A little too saucy
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
Start with a compliment
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
IDGAF = I don't give away food
Ross doing his "watching tv"
I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning
I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot
You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
I have an art blog
Why must I be so voluptuous? - The Simpsons
Working on a Saturday
Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop
[calls sugar daddy]
I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum
Bort Simpson
Chicken Nuggets is like my family
Go buy yourself some more money
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman
You alone? Almost always - Arrested Development
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
Sometimes I need to be alone with my music
Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha
Loud full-hearted bitching
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
What you read it's true - I'm a bitch
Small breasts should be called petits
Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
I'm sick of trying to be perfect
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
You look very rich in that - Thanks
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this
I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson
U2 moving crew - Simpsons
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem
Starbucks - Simpsons