You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons
You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons
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U2 moving crew - Simpsons

Silence is better than bullshit

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons

You're basic

Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office

Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons

Scissor me - The Office

(japanese pop music plays)

I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning

We have unlimited juice?

I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

What you read it's true - I'm a bitch

I want world peace and bigger boobs - Phoebe

dat holy ass

Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Everyone sucks but me

You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

This is uncool - X-Files

You're a bad habit

I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

Hello 911? How are you?

[screams internally]

Everybody's getting some but me

It's called satchel - Indiana Jones wears one

Model UN - Simpsons

El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons

This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons

Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like

Go buy yourself some more money

[kills you in Spanish]

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine

When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves

I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake

What kind of slut are you?

Here's to respecting women

Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons

This isn't my daddy this is my father

IDGAF = I don't give away food

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint

I can't stand the sound of the human voice

So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

Fight the power - Simpsons

[sobbing mathematically]

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved

I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons

Men are like plants

Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent

Small breasts should be called petits

200 channels and nothing but cats

By the way I faked every orgasm

The center of a donut is 100% fat free

u smell like dog poo

I finally bought myself a Plasma TV

I'm gonna go talk to some food about this

Poop backwards is poop

Party Hardy it's Friday

Do wasps make honey?

We're old enough to smell bad

Why must I be so voluptuous? - The Simpsons

Pika Pika - Pikachu

I must have like fallen on a bullet

Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

Dildo - The original selfie stick

One, two, three - The Office

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

I've made a huge mistake

I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks

Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd

[chuckles uncomfortably]

Wow we really are bitches

When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

My fear is that PMS doesn't exist

Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

Hillary's husband

Die Bart Die

Defference between puppet and muppet

Silly girl - He doesn't care

Oh my god! It's a flip phone!

Take me Garth

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

I don't give a fucker

Look look everyone! This is so funny!

Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons

[graduates in Spanish]

[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)