You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons | |
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U2 moving crew - Simpsons
Silence is better than bullshit
Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons
You're basic
Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
Scissor me - The Office
(japanese pop music plays)
I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning
We have unlimited juice?
I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
What you read it's true - I'm a bitch
I want world peace and bigger boobs - Phoebe
dat holy ass
Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons
Everyone sucks but me
You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
This is uncool - X-Files
You're a bad habit
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
Hello 911? How are you?
[screams internally]
Everybody's getting some but me
It's called satchel - Indiana Jones wears one
Model UN - Simpsons
El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons
This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like
Go buy yourself some more money
[kills you in Spanish]
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine
When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves
I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake
What kind of slut are you?
Here's to respecting women
Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons
This isn't my daddy this is my father
IDGAF = I don't give away food
[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]
Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint
I can't stand the sound of the human voice
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons
Fight the power - Simpsons
[sobbing mathematically]
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
Men are like plants
Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent
Small breasts should be called petits
200 channels and nothing but cats
By the way I faked every orgasm
The center of a donut is 100% fat free
u smell like dog poo
I finally bought myself a Plasma TV
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this
Poop backwards is poop
Party Hardy it's Friday
Do wasps make honey?
We're old enough to smell bad
Why must I be so voluptuous? - The Simpsons
Pika Pika - Pikachu
I must have like fallen on a bullet
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
Dildo - The original selfie stick
One, two, three - The Office
I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem
I've made a huge mistake
I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks
Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd
[chuckles uncomfortably]
Wow we really are bitches
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist
Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
Hillary's husband
Die Bart Die
Defference between puppet and muppet
Silly girl - He doesn't care
Oh my god! It's a flip phone!
Take me Garth
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Am I out of touch? - Skinner
I so need lessons from you on how to be cool
I don't give a fucker
Look look everyone! This is so funny!
Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons
[graduates in Spanish]
[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)