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I don't do well in situations
[sobbing mathematically]
Everyone sucks but me
Mom and Pop hardware - Simpsons
Drug-addled candor - Sheldon
Silence and Money
If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help
I heard that, you bitch
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
hey potato chips come out I want to eat you
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
Your art was the prettiest art of all the art
Go buy yourself some more money
I am so excited I may vomit
Ross doing his "watching tv"
The best view comes after the hardest climb
My anxieties have anxieties
The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons
Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher
Too many assholes not enough bullets
You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!
Kiss the best way to shut a girl up
Someone will die - Of fun
Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons
I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson
You're worth it
Life is like math
Working on a Saturday
[graduates in Spanish]
First I drink the coffee then I do the things
Why can't women parallel park?
dat holy ass
Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office
Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
We're old enough to smell bad
The holy fuckin' bible son
What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown
Yoga? Isn't that a cult?
The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons
Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet
Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community
Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons
I'm in no condition to drive - I shouldn't listen myself I'm drunk - Homer Simpson
Seems, I'm full of rage
[chuckles uncomfortably]
I'm just feel like I'm not being heard
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
I hate my life - Fry
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
Grab that little hoe
Europe puts Greece on ebay
Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons
Why would you do that? - Ross
I'm so happy and not at all jelous
You're basic
Dreams don't work unless you do
Springfield Sperm Bank - Simpsons
El Barto is very fucking real
[onlookers booing]
i've made my choice - Homer
You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson
My job here is done - But you didn't do anything
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
Justin - Zach interview
Ventura? Yes Satan?
The body doesn't know
I'm a locksmith
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons
I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone
Realize how blessed you are
Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent
You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott
You familiar with that face?
You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino
Take me out of what?
Well one of us has to change
I made me laugh
Me overweight mom dresses too sexy
I completely agree with myself
[thinks of daddy in Spanish]
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons
Plastic surgery center - Simpsons
Drink Your Problems Away
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
People who use a lot of swear words
No I cannot kill you today I have pilates
I'm multi slacking today
I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere
I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office
That is so gay - The Simpsons
Straight Outta Shape
I'm saving my virginity for divorce
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
Stay back, slut