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Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck
Whoa that lady swallowed a baby - Dr. Nick Riviera
Die Bart Die
You're a bad habit
49 stars on that flag
Hello 911? How are you?
Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons
Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd
Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Well one of us has to change
Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons
Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert
Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons
Super Nintendo Chalmers
The body doesn't know
Yoga? Isn't that a cult?
Dyslexia for cure found
Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons
[gasps in spanish]
I must have like fallen on a bullet
If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons
A man with dreams needs a woman with vision
For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson
Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons
Dildo - The original selfie stick
Look everyone! This is so funny!
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons
I got nothing to lose
I don't give a fucker
It's never too early for ice cream, Jim
You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!
I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders
Chicken Nuggets is like my family
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
I'm sick of trying to be perfect
Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders
Silly girl - He doesn't care
My job here is done - But you didn't do anything
Your art was the prettiest art of all the art
Take me out of what?
Why can't women parallel park?
People are so fucking annoying
Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office
(japanese pop music plays)
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman
I made me laugh
His problem is he is an asshole
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
It's a beautiful day
We ought to be partying not fighting
I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson
Be kind to everyone including yourself
U-R-Gay - The Simpsons
You people have been blisters on my taint
Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons
Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
So some penguins turn to a life of crime
Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson
Too many assholes not enough bullets
Wish you were here
[calls sugar daddy]
Get Lost
El Barto is very fucking real
I am so excited I may vomit
What kind of slut are you?
Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons
I'm so happy you're eating again
I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons
I'm a level 5 vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow - The Simpsons
I'm so happy and not at all jelous
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
You guys from Florida?
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
Men are dirt!
Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
It's a great day for being sad
Stop dating my mother - The Office
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
TGIF
Don't even care
I want to destroy the white devil
Talk means trouble - Don't talk
I relish your wit
I'm not mature enough for this
[graduates in Spanish]
Deja Poo
gets shot in spanish
No Soliciting
God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye
I'm this close to loosing my shit
Small breasts should be called petits
The Calzones betrayed me
I can't believe you came
I'm just feel like I'm not being heard
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?
By the way I faked every orgasm