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Run DOS Run - The Simpsons

Unflattering test results

Chicken Nuggets is like my family

I can't believe you came

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

People what a bunch of bastards

And I will try to fix you

[gets shot in spanish]

By the way I faked every orgasm

Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons

Start with a compliment

I'm sorry we don't have your sheep

[thinks of daddy in Spanish]

[ignores you in Spanish]

Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson

[sobbing mathematically]

Here's to respecting women

Jim, I'm not easy to manage

This is uncool - X-Files

Europe puts Greece on ebay

Drug-addled candor - Sheldon

I'm sickened but curious

I was normal three cats ago

A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys

We're old enough to smell bad

People are so fucking annoying

If you want to be happy - Don't think

Springfield Sperm Bank - Simpsons

Drinks milk angrily

How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person

I wish I could be a cat

Look look everyone! This is so funny!

Die Bart Die

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

dat holy ass

I'm married - I can wear whatever I want

I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

It's like a sauna in here

Follow your dreams - Doge

El Barto is very fucking real

Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community

I told her the only thing

Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.

Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

I fucking trusted you

I see basic bitches

His problem is he is an asshole

You have homosexual hair

Fight the power - Simpsons

Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck

Every day is like Halloween

[onlookers booing]

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

Messy top, tidy bottom

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

Polish Hip Hop Playing

Defference between puppet and muppet

It's a fashion risk but I like it

These girls belong to me

Silence and Money

I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons

Seems, I'm full of rage

Who will love you? Who will fight?

Doctor Ross Geller

People who use a lot of swear words

Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons

Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson

I love you to, Daddy

Seriously all you do is bitch

a cup of galaxy

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

He's so hot I have to kill him

i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

I want world peace and bigger boobs - Phoebe

The best view comes after the hardest climb

[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)

That is so gay - The Simpsons

I'm saving my virginity for divorce

One, two, three - The Office

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons

Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons

I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone

Elephant Child Born

Wine in my cereal

Fuck Your Guns

What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy

Bitch you ok?

When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

Dildo - The original selfie stick

The center of a donut is 100% fat free

Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

Marketing - Homer Simpson

Straight Outta Shape

49 stars on that flag