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My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
Stop dating my mother - The Office
I can't read suddenly - I don't know
I have no words to describe this day
So far so good sorta
I've had it with you
I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name
I'm just feel like I'm not being heard
By the way I faked every orgasm
I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem
Poop backwards is poop
Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons
[onlookers booing]
Follow your dreams - Doge
God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye
Start with a compliment
I am so angry
Walking sucks
I'm ok, honest
I'm sickened but curious
Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons
I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons
Bonjour Bitch
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
Polish Hip Hop Playing
Life is like math
Loud full-hearted bitching
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this
You're basic
Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
I hate you!
A UFO party
El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons
Take me Garth
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
I love you to, Daddy
Fuck distance
One, two, three - The Office
The body doesn't know
Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders
I like being alone too much
I told her the only thing
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
Deja Poo
Gay Interest - The Simpsons
Poop my pants - The Office
I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson
I so need lessons from you on how to be cool
Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic
I love you - Thank you
The Calzones betrayed me
When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine
[stares in japanese]
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
I hate my life - Fry
Are you trying to seduce me?
People are so fucking annoying
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
I have an art blog
Too many assholes not enough bullets
I'm not mature enough for this
Doctor Ross Geller
We ought to be partying not fighting
Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint
I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum
Men are dirt!
The world's first two story out-house
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Now entering Winnipeg
I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships
[thinks of daddy in Spanish]
The center of a donut is 100% fat free
Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons
I'm alone and I love it
I want world peace and bigger boobs - Phoebe
Plastic surgery center - Simpsons
You're worth it
Springfield Christian School - Simpsons
I got nothing to lose
Look look everyone! This is so funny!
Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar
Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection
Scissor me - The Office
Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha
There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed
Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons
Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons
You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott
El Barto - El Homo
How exciting another closed door
Dr. Nick
Every day is like Halloween
Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest