My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

Stop dating my mother - The Office

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

I have no words to describe this day

So far so good sorta

I've had it with you

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

I'm just feel like I'm not being heard

By the way I faked every orgasm

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Poop backwards is poop

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons

[onlookers booing]

Follow your dreams - Doge

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

Start with a compliment

I am so angry

Walking sucks

I'm ok, honest

I'm sickened but curious

Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

Bonjour Bitch

What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

Polish Hip Hop Playing

Life is like math

Loud full-hearted bitching

I'm gonna go talk to some food about this

You're basic

Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real

I hate you!

A UFO party

El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons

Take me Garth

I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door

I love you to, Daddy

Fuck distance

One, two, three - The Office

The body doesn't know

Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

I like being alone too much

I told her the only thing

Please kindly go away I'm introverting

Deja Poo

Gay Interest - The Simpsons

Poop my pants - The Office

I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons

Can I have some? - The Simpsons

I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

I love you - Thank you

The Calzones betrayed me

When a pregnant woman swims she is a human submarine

[stares in japanese]

Melon Collie - The Simpsons

I hate my life - Fry

Are you trying to seduce me?

People are so fucking annoying

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

I have an art blog

Too many assholes not enough bullets

I'm not mature enough for this

Doctor Ross Geller

We ought to be partying not fighting

Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint

I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum

Men are dirt!

The world's first two story out-house

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

Now entering Winnipeg

I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

[thinks of daddy in Spanish]

The center of a donut is 100% fat free

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons

I'm alone and I love it

I want world peace and bigger boobs - Phoebe

Plastic surgery center - Simpsons

You're worth it

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

I got nothing to lose

Look look everyone! This is so funny!

Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar

Wifi, coffee, my bed - Perfection

Scissor me - The Office

Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha

There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons

You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott

El Barto - El Homo

How exciting another closed door

Dr. Nick

Every day is like Halloween

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest