I have no words to describe this day
I have no words to describe this day
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Please kindly go away I'm introverting

Silence and Money

48 episodes later - The Simpsons

A man with dreams needs a woman with vision

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Starbucks - Simpsons

This isn't gonna be about Jesus, is it? - The Simpsons

Pizza dammit! Get pizza!

Dr. Nick

Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow

How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person

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I'm not a slut but who knows?

Why would you do that? - Ross

Life is like math

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

I love you to, Daddy

You have homosexual hair

Plastic surgery center - Simpsons

Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself

To start press any key - The Simpsons

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

I am the most offended by the easily offended

Working on a Saturday

Be cool

All artists tend to be a bit weird

Wow we really are bitches

I want to destroy the white devil

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons

Silence is sometimes the best answer

I am so excited I may vomit

The world's first two story out-house

Start with a compliment

So far so good sorta

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening

Stay back, slut

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake

You look very rich in that - Thanks

[chuckles uncomfortably]

Because I have a masters degree in fierce

Hillary's husband

I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone

So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons

So you've decided to steal cable

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

The Calzones betrayed me

I am not nice

I got nothing to lose

Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere

I love a good nap

Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.

People what a bunch of bastards

Poop backwards is poop

It's a great day for being sad

Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman

IDGAF - I don't give away food

Unisex - Joey Tribbiani

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons

Defference between puppet and muppet

Deja Poo

Europe puts Greece on ebay

So some penguins turn to a life of crime

[crowd booing]

I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest

I hate men but I'm not a lesbian

Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

If you want to be happy - Don't think

Miley, what's good?

Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?

I was born in the wrong generation

Every time a couple gets married two single people die

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

Pants? You mean leg prisons

It's actually whipped cocaine

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott

Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.

I'm sickened but curious

It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays

Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson

More that broken, he's alone

Grab that little hoe

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

[screams internally]

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

I'm this close to loosing my shit

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

Pool Sharks - Simpsons

We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Listen and Believe