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u smell like dog poo
Marketing - Homer Simpson
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
Silence and Money
48 episodes later - The Simpsons
A man with dreams needs a woman with vision
Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
Starbucks - Simpsons
This isn't gonna be about Jesus, is it? - The Simpsons
Pizza dammit! Get pizza!
Dr. Nick
Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons
I'm not a slut but who knows?
Why would you do that? - Ross
Life is like math
God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye
I love you to, Daddy
You have homosexual hair
Plastic surgery center - Simpsons
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
To start press any key - The Simpsons
The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons
I am the most offended by the easily offended
Working on a Saturday
Be cool
All artists tend to be a bit weird
Wow we really are bitches
I want to destroy the white devil
We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons
Silence is sometimes the best answer
I am so excited I may vomit
The world's first two story out-house
Start with a compliment
So far so good sorta
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
Please don't speak to me while I'm not listening
Stay back, slut
Cigarette? - Yes, I know
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake
You look very rich in that - Thanks
[chuckles uncomfortably]
Because I have a masters degree in fierce
Hillary's husband
I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
So you've decided to steal cable
I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson
The Calzones betrayed me
I am not nice
I got nothing to lose
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
I love a good nap
Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.
People what a bunch of bastards
Poop backwards is poop
It's a great day for being sad
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman
IDGAF - I don't give away food
Unisex - Joey Tribbiani
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The SImpsons
Defference between puppet and muppet
Deja Poo
Europe puts Greece on ebay
So some penguins turn to a life of crime
[crowd booing]
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
If you want to be happy - Don't think
Miley, what's good?
Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?
I was born in the wrong generation
Every time a couple gets married two single people die
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
Pants? You mean leg prisons
It's actually whipped cocaine
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott
Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
I'm sickened but curious
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
More that broken, he's alone
Grab that little hoe
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
[screams internally]
Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons
I'm this close to loosing my shit
Keep Calm and Burn Everything
Pool Sharks - Simpsons
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Listen and Believe