Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

Miley, what's good?

The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing

A little saucy, A little too saucy

Walking sucks

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

Realize how blessed you are

Straight Outta Shape

Wish you were here

Seems, I'm full of rage

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

[crowd booing]

It's a great day for being sad

No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do

dat holy ass

She was a lawyer he was a sandwich

Tear the bitch apart

Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

I hate you!

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

I'm so happy and not at all jelous

I like being alone too much

Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson

Dr. Nick

God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum

I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight - The Big Bang Theory

I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door

Get Lost

The Calzones betrayed me

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

You familiar with that face?

I'm this close to loosing my shit

They hate us cause they ain't us

I don't like you I just want to have sex with you

Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Drink Your Problems Away

Men are like plants

I can't stand the sound of the human voice

I hope everyone loves my blog this week

Dyslexia for cure found

I'm ok, honest

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons

Scissor me - The Office

So you've decided to steal cable

We have unlimited juice?

Justin - Zach interview

I heard that, you bitch

I don't feel right - Ralph Wiggum

(speaking penguinese)

I've destroyed my life

Put the mind control into the country music

Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons

Unicorn - Michael Scott

Wow we really are bitches

u smell like dog poo

I want to destroy the white devil

The world's first two story out-house

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

That is so gay - The Simpsons

I'm in no condition to drive - I shouldn't listen myself I'm drunk - Homer Simpson

It's called satchel - Indiana Jones wears one

Rakes my old arch-enemy

The body doesn't know

Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone

Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons

I need a hug...e bottle of wine

You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons

You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!

Bonjour Bitch

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons

You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on

Bitch you ok?

Get rich or drunk trying

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

I'm not punk bitch

Unflattering test results

Messy top, tidy bottom

Am I just an asshole? - South Park

Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.

I hate my life - Fry

Someone will die - Of fun