If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help

By the way I faked every orgasm

You have homosexual hair

Wine in my cereal

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

gets shot in spanish

Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons

Yessica it's like Jessica but ethnic

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons

You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever

You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office

Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons

Are you trying to seduce me?

The holy fuckin' bible son

(japanese pop music plays)

Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons

Wow we really are bitches

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

I'm this close to loosing my shit

dat holy ass

I'm so happy you're eating again

I've made a huge mistake

A man with dreams needs a woman with vision

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide

I see basic bitches

Rakes my old arch-enemy

Being an adult is terrible

Regret

Who says the nights are for sleeping?

Be cool

Life is like math

My job here is done - But you didn't do anything

200 channels and nothing but cats

Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons

That is so gay - The Simpsons

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

In the end being lazy at home is the best

Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

I hate men but I'm not a lesbian

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons

I thrive off negativity

I'm just normal functioning member of the human race

(speaking penguinese)

[graduates in Spanish]

My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men

Happiness - Intelligence - Lisa Simpson

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

Men are dirt!

You're like a blackjack dealer at the flavor town casino

My anxieties have anxieties

I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson

I want to destroy the white devil

I sing way too much for someone who can't sing

I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships

Where did you learn all of this? - Internet

Europe puts Greece on ebay

Silence and Money

[stares in japanese]

Fuck Normality

[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

I did it to be amazing

I am not nice

First I drink the coffee then I do the things

Fuck Your Guns

Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants

Why can't I marry this pie?

We're old enough to smell bad

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

Wish you were here

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy

Loud full-hearted bitching

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

The body doesn't know

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

[onlookers booing]

Follow your dreams - Doge

It's called satchel - Indiana Jones wears one

a cup of galaxy

Super Nintendo Chalmers

I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons

His problem is he is an asshole

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

Bitch who asked you? - A bitch who didn't asked you

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

Hillary's husband

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha

You're a bad habit

I'm not a slut but who knows?