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My job here is done - But you didn't do anything
One, two, three - The Office
[chuckles uncomfortably]
I must have like fallen on a bullet
Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop
Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office
IDGAF = I don't give away food
I miss my pre-internet brain
Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
Cigarette? - Yes, I know
Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
She was a lawyer he was a sandwich
All artists tend to be a bit weird
Working on a Saturday
Am I just an asshole? - South Park
I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson
Take me Garth
Do not read the next sentence
[gasps in spanish]
Fuck distance
Silence is better than bullshit
I have an art blog
You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott
I thrive off negativity
Men are like plants
I told her the only thing
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved
You kissed a girl - That is so gay - The SImpsons
I completely agree with myself
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
My cat was right about you
You have homosexual hair
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Can't you just kind of fuck off?
Marketing - Homer Simpson
I am so excited I may vomit
Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons
Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons
So you've decided to steal cable
Bort Simpson
Starbucks - Simpsons
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
I can't stand the sound of the human voice
It's a beautiful day
This is so 1991 - The Simpsons
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks
[regrets prior life choices]
I love a good nap
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons
Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint
Everyone sucks but me
Wow we really are bitches
I can't believe you came
Start with a compliment
Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?
Find Balance
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
Erections today - Simpsons
Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons
Run DOS Run - The Simpsons
In Real Life There Is No Algebra
By the way I faked every orgasm
Dildo - The original selfie stick
Wine in my cereal
I made me laugh
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
[onlookers booing]
I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
Get Lost
I just really wanna be fucked
The world's first two story out-house
That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you
I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
[graduates in Spanish]
Whoa that lady swallowed a baby - Dr. Nick Riviera
Springfield little league park - Simpsons
Take me out of what?
Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar
I so need lessons from you on how to be cool
I am not nice
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind
If you want to be happy - Don't think
I love you to, Daddy
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons
Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons
Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons
Go buy yourself some more money
I love you - Thank you
Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons
Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons
For real