The evil queens are the princesses that were never saved

Sitting in a tree

A little saucy, A little too saucy

I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat

Don't even care

i'm going to kill that whore

Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?

Put the mind control into the country music

I relish your wit

I can fix that

Would I rather be feared or loved?

You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson

I can't believe you came

Hey I cook! - Offering people gum is not cooking

Please kindly go away I'm introverting

Wish you were here

Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

Bitch who asked you? - A bitch who didn't asked you

I only lied because it was the easiest way - Bart Simpson

Marketing - Homer Simpson

[graduates in Spanish]

You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!

I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu

Hooked on a feline - Simpsons

It's a great day for being sad

The best view comes after the hardest climb

El Barto - El Homo

Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common

Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons

Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti

But I want to hurt people, not animals

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

He's so hot I have to kill him

Miley, what's good?

You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott

Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real

Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman

Metaphors? I hate metaphors

Take me out of what?

I have an art blog

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

Wow we really are bitches

Being an adult is terrible

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

I'm a level 5 vegan - I won't eat anything that casts a shadow - The Simpsons

Cigarette? - Yes, I know

Springfield Sperm Bank - Simpsons

[sobbing mathematically]

Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Do you have to be so white all the time?

For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson

Well one of us has to change

If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons

I need a hug...e bottle of wine

Stop dating my mother

I fucking trusted you

I've made a huge mistake

We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons

Model UN - Simpsons

His problem is he is an asshole

I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson

Look at me - I'm captain now

Dreams don't work unless you do

Find Balance

Men are like plants

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

Straight Outta Shape

I am not nice

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

I was born in the wrong generation

I consider myself a professional masturbator

I feel very welcome here

So some penguins turn to a life of crime

The center of a donut is 100% fat free

And I will try to fix you

I'm sick of trying to be perfect

Pizza dammit! Get pizza!

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

They hate us cause they ain't us

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

So you've decided to steal cable

I love a good nap

I can't read suddenly - I don't know

Don't look at me

I'm so happy you're eating again

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Defference between puppet and muppet

Jim, I'm not easy to manage

I want to destroy the white devil

To start press any key - The Simpsons

Polish Hip Hop Playing

Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic - The Simpsons

In Real Life There Is No Algebra

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

[gets shot in spanish]