I want to destroy the white devil

What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

Look everyone! This is so funny!

I'm alone and I love it

Every day is like Halloween

Pika Pika - Pikachu

[stares in japanese]

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Hillary's husband

Kiss the best way to shut a girl up

Sad Girls Club

I love you - Thank you

Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

I see basic bitches

Be inspired - Be inspiring

I'm saving my virginity for divorce

Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons

Chicken Nuggets is like my family

Get rich or drunk trying

The world's first two story out-house

Sneed's Feed and Seed - Simpsons

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

This is the lake - The Office

For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson

Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet

You don't call retard people retard - Michael Scott

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

I am not nice

Why would you do that? - Ross

Seems, I'm full of rage

Gay Interest - The Simpsons

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

I don't think I feel well

I'm a good noodle

Wow we really are bitches

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

How exciting another closed door

This is so 1991 - The Simpsons

I am the most offended by the easily offended

Silence and Money

My anxieties have anxieties

Tear the bitch apart

Look look everyone! This is so funny!

Sometimes I need to be alone with my music

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

This is uncool - X-Files

Do you have to be so white all the time?

Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons

Look at me - I'm captain now

I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute

One, two, three - The Office

People what a bunch of bastards

Am I just an asshole? - South Park

Can I have some? - The Simpsons

Model UN - Simpsons

Plastic surgery center - Simpsons

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

It's called satchel - Indiana Jones wears one

Dr. Nick

Fuck Normality

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

Bonjour Bitch

I'm sickened but curious

I finally bought myself a Plasma TV

I'm just feel like I'm not being heard

Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

You guys from Florida?

All artists tend to be a bit weird

For real

There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed

Bitch who asked you? - A bitch who didn't asked you

a cup of galaxy

Jolly Gummibears

Defference between puppet and muppet

How do you make a pact with the Devil?

I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson

I don't give a fucker

I'm in no condition to drive - I shouldn't listen myself I'm drunk - Homer Simpson

Poop backwards is poop

Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons

In Real Life There Is No Algebra

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson

We have unlimited juice?

Get Lost

Die Bart Die

Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

If you want to be happy - Don't think

What you read it's true - I'm a bitch

I love a good nap

She was a lawyer he was a sandwich

Drinks milk angrily

What is it asshole day?

Stop dating my mother - The Office

I'm married - I can wear whatever I want

We're old enough to smell bad