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We have unlimited juice?
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Everybody's getting some but me
Talk means trouble - Don't talk
By the way I faked every orgasm
Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons
What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown
I'm ok, honest
Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
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Unflattering test results
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He's so hot I have to kill him
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I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
Gay Interest - The Simpsons
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I want to destroy the white devil
Ralph you're not a kangaroo
Who says the nights are for sleeping?
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
I love a good nap
Your tears say more than real evidence ever could
I miss my pre-internet brain
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
Stop dating my mother
You been drinking drugs?
If you fall - I'll be there - Floor
Springfield Psychiatric Center
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My plan was to marry rich and then stop working
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I hope everyone loves my blog this week
Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders
Be kind to everyone including yourself
Start with a compliment
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
Ross: You are both so lucky
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
Look everyone! This is so funny!
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I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson
hey potato chips come out I want to eat you
Marketing - Homer Simpson
a cup of galaxy
TGIF
Super Nintendo Chalmers
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson
I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem
Find Balance
I've destroyed my life
Party Hardy it's Friday
The world's first two story out-house
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Don't even care
Mom and Pop hardware - Simpsons
[calls sugar daddy]
Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons
I'm so happy you're eating again
Metaphors? I hate metaphors
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
Silence and Money
Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar
I told her the only thing
I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door
These girls belong to me
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
I feel very welcome here
Walking sucks
[gasps in spanish]
I have no words to describe this day
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Reverend Lovejoy pizza delivery
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God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye
Can't you just kind of fuck off?
What were you so sad about?
Dreams don't work unless you do
Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert
I am the mack daddy
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To heal the wound you must stop touching it
My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men
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Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
[graduates in Spanish]
The Calzones betrayed me
Wish you were here