Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

Wow we really are bitches

Realize how blessed you are

I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute

I am the most offended by the easily offended

I'll be back - Judge Dredd

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

Deja Poo

We have unlimited juice?

Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow

Everybody's getting some but me

Talk means trouble - Don't talk

By the way I faked every orgasm

Not today old friend - Moe Szyslak - The Simpsons

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

I'm ok, honest

Lost Child - No Reward - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

Unflattering test results

I must have like fallen on a bullet

He's so hot I have to kill him

Can I have some? - The Simpsons

I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

Gay Interest - The Simpsons

Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons

I want to destroy the white devil

Ralph you're not a kangaroo

Who says the nights are for sleeping?

Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom

I love a good nap

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

I miss my pre-internet brain

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

Stop dating my mother

You been drinking drugs?

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

Springfield Psychiatric Center

Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?

I hope everyone loves my blog this week

Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

Be kind to everyone including yourself

Start with a compliment

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

Ross: You are both so lucky

So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons

Look everyone! This is so funny!

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

Marketing - Homer Simpson

a cup of galaxy

TGIF

Super Nintendo Chalmers

You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Find Balance

I've destroyed my life

Party Hardy it's Friday

The world's first two story out-house

A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Don't even care

Mom and Pop hardware - Simpsons

[calls sugar daddy]

Child Psychiatrist - Simpsons

I'm so happy you're eating again

Metaphors? I hate metaphors

What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons

Silence and Money

Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar

I told her the only thing

I'm funny right? What do you know? You're a door

These girls belong to me

Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century

I feel very welcome here

Walking sucks

[gasps in spanish]

I have no words to describe this day

Whoa that lady swallowed a baby - Dr. Nick Riviera

I finally bought myself a Plasma TV

Pants? You mean leg prisons

Reverend Lovejoy pizza delivery

What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

Can't you just kind of fuck off?

What were you so sad about?

Dreams don't work unless you do

Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert

I am the mack daddy

69 - The Office

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men

Give me a million dollars or I'll bash you - The Simpsons

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - The Simpsons

Love is caring for each other even when you're angry

[graduates in Spanish]

The Calzones betrayed me

Wish you were here