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Starbucks - Simpsons
Drink Your Problems Away
I'm a locksmith
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
We're old enough to smell bad
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
I told her the only thing
Pippety poppety give me the zoppety
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
What were you so sad about?
I am so excited I may vomit
These girls belong to me
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
Stay back, slut
This isn't gonna be about Jesus, is it? - The Simpsons
Well one of us has to change
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
Pool Sharks - Simpsons
So it was you who made the floor slippery
I'm married - I can wear whatever I want
Polish Hip Hop Playing
[screams internally]
Can I have some? - The Simpsons
Pants? You mean leg prisons
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
Ralph you're not a kangaroo
Sitting in a tree
Melon Collie - The Simpsons
I'm ok, honest
Whoa that lady swallowed a baby - Dr. Nick Riviera
Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons
Sometimes I have inside jokes with myself
Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?
A little saucy, A little too saucy
The sea was angry that day my friends - Seinfeld
I love a good nap
I need a hug...e bottle of wine
Ventura? Yes Satan?
Fuck distance
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman
We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it
Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons
Wow we really are bitches
Cradle of Filth I presume that's a band - IT Crowd
Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.
Why must I be so voluptuous? - The Simpsons
I can fix that
Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons
Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
[graduates in Spanish]
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job
I thrive off negativity
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar
I'm this close to loosing my shit
Unisex - Joey Tribbiani
At least you tried - The Simpsons
i'm going to kill that whore
Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?
Seriously all you do is bitch
I'm not punk bitch
How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"
I must have like fallen on a bullet
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing
You familiar with that face?
People what a bunch of bastards
People who use a lot of swear words
Everybody's getting some but me
Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common
Wish you were here
Whay am I even alive?
I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA
I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute
Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet
Are you trying to seduce me?
So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks? - The Simpsons
Silence and Money
I can't stand the sound of the human voice
I sing way too much for someone who can't sing
El Barto is very fucking real
Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha
Need motivation to lose weight? - Just eat in front of mirror naked
Who will love you? Who will fight?
I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
I got nothing to lose
I love you to, Daddy
High as a kite
Unicorn - Michael Scott
Am I perfect? - Yes I am
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
Sometimes I need to be alone with my music
Local Man Thinks Wrestling is Real
I always carry knife in my purse in case of cheesecake
I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name
How exciting another closed door
Working on a Saturday
Are you gonna argue with caps? - The Simpsons