Stinking fish realty - Simpsons

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever

hey potato chips come out I want to eat you

I made me laugh

Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons

I sing way too much for someone who can't sing

I hate you!

A little saucy, A little too saucy

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

I'm multi slacking today

She was a lawyer he was a sandwich

Silence and Money

Why would you do that? - Ross

Keep Calm and Burn Everything

I love you - Thank you

El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons

You can't live a positive life with a negative mind

I made me laugh

i'm going to kill that whore

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

I'm not mature enough for this

Me overweight mom dresses too sexy

Owning your okayness - The Simpsons

More that broken, he's alone

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

I've made a huge mistake

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Soulmate: someone who is happy to eat the pizza toppings you don't like

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons

I'm not a slut but who knows?

Stay back, slut

Silence is better than bullshit

I fucking trusted you

Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher

Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common

[screams internally]

I just had the most beautiful dream where I died - Apu

People are so fucking annoying

Silence is better that bullshit

The holy fuckin' bible son

(japanese pop music plays)

What were you so sad about?

How exciting another closed door

Super Nintendo Chalmers

Sitting in a tree

Marketing - Homer Simpson

El Barto is very fucking real

The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink

We have unlimited juice?

I am so excited I may vomit

My boss told me to have a good day so I went home

Fuck Normality

A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys

We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it

I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus

Recognize Missouri - Grampa Simpson

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

By the way I faked every orgasm

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons

That is so gay - The Simpsons

You're worth it

Metaphors? I hate metaphors

Congratulations universe you win - The Office

I'm just normal functioning member of the human race

It's a beautiful day

I told her the only thing

[crowd booing]

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide

You have homosexual hair

Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha

It's actually whipped cocaine

Listen and Believe

Springfield Psychiatric Center

Ross: You are both so lucky

I love you to, Daddy

Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

Why do we, as a society, hate old people so much? - Because they're lame - The Office

Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson

Go buy yourself some more money

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

Bort Simpson

We're old enough to smell bad

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

Ralph you're not a kangaroo

Get Lost

Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet

I'm not like most girls?

My anxieties have anxieties

I'm dying

Everyone sucks but me

You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons