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Take me out of what?
Dildo - The original selfie stick
Morningwood Penitentiary - Simpsons
Please don't throw garbage at me - The Office
That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you
Why can't women parallel park?
This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
Where did you learn all of this? - Internet
I hate my life - Fry
Look everyone! This is so funny!
Look at me I'm a grad student - The Simpsons
Get rich or drunk trying
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
I have to go before I put your head through a wall
So some penguins turn to a life of crime
Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons
We're old enough to smell bad
OK less gay
[screams internally]
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
I love a good nap
I only logged on Facebook today to see who is driving the drama bus
Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha
How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"
What were you so sad about?
I'm not mature enough for this
Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes
I finally bought myself a Plasma TV
I love you - Thank you
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind
It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays
Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons
Chicken Nuggets is like my family
Fuck Your Guns
Oh my god! It's a flip phone!
So far so good sorta
Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
I heard that, you bitch
People are so fucking annoying
Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?
I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem
The world's first two story out-house
Fight the power - Simpsons
91% of all traffic accidents - Simpsons
People say "money doesn't grow on trees"
You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons
Ventura? Yes Satan?
Seriously all you do is bitch
Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common
I've tried hitting it - I've tried yelling at it - The Simpsons
You have homosexual hair
Defference between puppet and muppet
Mom and Pop hardware - Simpsons
Bonjour Bitch
Look look everyone! This is so funny!
I am not nice
I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
I must have like fallen on a bullet - The Simpsons
It's a fashion risk but I like it
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
The Calzones betrayed me
I'm dying
You're basic
Deja Poo
I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks
Cigarette? - Yes, I know
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
I thrive off negativity
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
I don't like you I just want to have sex with you
Look at me - I'm captain now
Marge it's 3am shouldn't you be baking? - The SImpsons
I'm ok, honest
When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves
I'm just feel like I'm not being heard
I wonder if the dog thought about us while we're gone
I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat
I'm sickened but curious
Thank you, alcohol
Go buy yourself some more money
I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons
So you've decided to steal cable
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? - We did, Once.
Here's a phone - Call somebody who cares - The Simpsons
God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye
Silence and Money
I can't believe you came
For real
His problem is he is an asshole
Am I just an asshole? - South Park
I'm not like most girls?
How exciting another closed door
Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong
Here's to respecting women
Last name Jazz. First name Hugh - The Simpsons
Thank God it's over - Chief Wiggum
Kiss the best way to shut a girl up
I can't read suddenly - I don't know
[gets shot in spanish]