I'm multi slacking today

The sea was angry that day my friends - Seinfeld

Drinks milk angrily

It's a great day for being sad

Marketing - Homer Simpson

Look at me - I'm captain now

Straight Outta Shape

Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

Some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson

Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons

But I want to hurt people, not animals

Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet

No Soliciting

I'm not indecisive - I just can't decide

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men

[softly] Don't - Michael Scott (The Office)

gets shot in spanish

I'm not punk bitch

At least you tried - The Simpsons

You familiar with that face?

The best view comes after the hardest climb

Sitting in a tree

Would I rather be feared or loved?

IDGAF = I don't give away food

I finally bought myself a Plasma TV

Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem

Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons

Party Hardy it's Friday

Saw Inception or at least I dreamt I did - The Office

Please kindly go away I'm introverting

I'm a locksmith

You underestimate my power

Justin - Zach interview

So you've decided to steal cable

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

I have absolutely no idea what's goin on - Homer Simpson

Deja Poo

(speaking penguinese)

I'm tired of this bullshit - Lisa Simpson

Hello 911? How are you?

Every day is like Halloween

[onlookers booing]

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

People are so fucking annoying

Your art was the prettiest art of all the art

She was a lawyer he was a sandwich

Why would religions lie? What would they have to gain? - The Simpsons

I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons

Don't ever call me that - The Simpsons

It's never too early for ice cream, Jim

u smell like dog poo

Someone will die - Of fun

I love you - Thank you

U-R-Gay - The Simpsons

I have to go before I put your head through a wall

Bitch you ok?

Dad do you wear boxers or briefs? - No - The Simpsons

I hate you!

I am so excited I may vomit

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

Run DOS Run - The Simpsons

I noticed you're wearing open-toed shoes - Since when did you become a whore? - Dwight Schrute

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

The first thing you need to know is that the Intenet is amazing

Seems, I'm full of rage

To start press any key - The Simpsons

Congratulations universe you win - The Office

I'm so happy and not at all jelous

I'm sorry we don't have your sheep

I bring you love - Break it's legs - The Simpsons

If you fall - I'll be there - Floor

I was normal three cats ago

I hate the idea that someone out there hates me - The Office

Stop dating my mother

I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning

Sometimes I need to be alone with my music

I have an art blog

I'm sensitive - Bart Simpson

You been drinking drugs?

Am I out of touch? - Skinner

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy - Simpsons

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!

You dumped a porn star? - Friendship over!

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

Silence is better that bullshit

What is it asshole day?

Melon Collie - The Simpsons

I'm still cold - Abe Simpson

And I will try to fix you

It's a fashion risk but I like it

Fight the power - Simpsons

I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA

I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti

Europe puts Greece on ebay

Model UN - Simpsons

I want world peace and bigger boobs - Phoebe