Twinkle twinkle little star point me to the nearest bar

Ernie how do I look? - With your eyes Bert

I've had it with you

Silence is better that bullshit

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum

I love you - Thank you

u smell like dog poo

Last name Jass, first name Hugh - Simspsons

Nothing to wear

(japanese pop music plays)

Lost Child - No reward - Simpsons

Hooked on a feline - Simpsons

Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere

Put the mind control into the country music

I'm so happy you're eating again

Springfield Christian School - Simpsons

I can't stand the sound of the human voice

All I know how to do is take off my clothes

A UFO party

I consider myself a professional masturbator

Me overweight mom dresses too sexy

My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute

Every time a couple gets married two single people die

I'm not anti-social - I'm anti-idiot

Start with a compliment

The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys - The Simpsons

You guys from Florida?

[gasps in spanish]

Live each day like it was your last - The Simpsons

You respect dibs don't you?

Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman

Wish you were here

49 stars on that flag

Wow we really are bitches

Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons

Walking sucks

I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning

I'm sick of trying to be perfect

Regret

I heard some guy said - Homer Simpson

Why can't I marry this pie?

I'm ok, honest

No smoking in bars what's next?

Poop backwards is poop

How exciting another closed door

I miss my pre-internet brain

Now entering Winnipeg

If you want to be happy - Don't think

Who says the nights are for sleeping?

Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants

After eating all day I could use some food

Realize how blessed you are

[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]

I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office

There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed

But I want to hurt people, not animals

Marge it's 3 am, shouldn't you be baking - The Simpsons

I am so excited I may vomit

Would a coward have this?

Natural light! Get it off me! - The Simpsons

Hello 911? How are you?

[onlookers booing]

Rakes my old arch-enemy

When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves

I hate other people's love - Homer Simpson

God thanks for nothing - Bart Simpson

Come on Scully it'll be a nice trip to the forest

OK less gay

Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson

Animal Hospital - The animals are the patients - Community

Correct me if I'm wrong - You're wrong

I'm not punk bitch

Why would you do that? - Ross

Plastic surgery center - Simpsons

Unisex - Joey Tribbiani

And I will try to fix you

Fuck Your Guns

I hate you!

I so need lessons from you on how to be cool

All artists tend to be a bit weird

Life is hard, right? - Wrong! Life is easy! You suck

No Soliciting

Because I have a masters degree in fierce

i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

Sitting in a tree

I fucking trusted you

So it was you who made the floor slippery

I don't like you I just want to have sex with you

I just really wanna be fucked

Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons

Springfield Psychiatric Center

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons

I hate when people remember my name - Because then it's like I'm supposed to remember their name

I'm so happy and not at all jelous

[regrets prior life choices]

Ventura? Yes Satan?

I haven't eated since the last time I eated

A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys

I hate the public so much - Homer Simpson