Chill, Homie. You need to let that shit go - Buddha

Fight the power - Simpsons

If you're thinking what I'm thinking you need professional help

Drug-addled candor - Sheldon

Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman

Jim tell him where he can stick his grapes

Hey I cook! - Offering people gum is not cooking

That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you

Elephant Child Born

I made me laugh

Oh my God he's online. Can he see me?

Whay am I even alive?

I'm so happy and not at all jelous

I don't do well in situations

For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a sence" - Homer Simpson

The center of a donut is 100% fat free

I'm not mature enough for this

I like being alone too much

Look everyone! This is so funny!

Your art was the prettiest art of all the art

Unisex - Joey Tribbiani

Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons

Rakes my old arch-enemy

[judges you in Spanish]

Yoga? Isn't that a cult?

I like the cut of your jib - Simpsons

Been there regretted that

I know you can read my thoughts, boy - Meow meow meow - The Simpsons

I got nothing to lose

If you want to be happy - Don't think

No, thats just what they'll be expecting us to do

Your tears say more than real evidence ever could

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever

I am the most offended by the easily offended

The world's first two story out-house

Every time a couple gets married two single people die

Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons

Didn't you read Lords of the ring in high school?

God took me into his hands and says yo Kanye

El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons

69 - The Office

Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons

Laughing - Crying

You didn't cry when Babmi's mother died?

Wow, I have a lot of people to disappoint

Can I have permission to say "Hell Yeah"?

Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!

Sir, you're making a scene - Homer Simpson

It's a beautiful day

Springfield little league park - Simpsons

We're not only proud about that, we're smug about it

I'm a sign not a cop - Simpsons

Grab that little hoe

[graduates in Spanish]

Be cool

El Barto - El Homo

Now I have to face stupid reality again - Simpsons

Are you trying to seduce me?

What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown

To heal the wound you must stop touching it

Regret

If you're happy and you know it - thats a sin - The Simpsons

What was it Shakespeare said? - He said a lot of things Jeremy

The worst day of your life so far - Simpsons

Can't they get a pole for that sign? - Simpsons

That is so gay - The Simpsons

I'm not ashamed of my body - That's the problem

Before calling me ask yourself - Is this textable?

My fear is that PMS doesn't exist

gets shot in spanish

How exciting another closed door

My anxieties have anxieties

Ralph you're not a kangaroo

I'm multi slacking today

Seriously all you do is bitch

You guys from Florida?

The body doesn't know

Poop backwards is poop

I've destroyed my life

Die Bart Die

You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on

And I will try to fix you

Homer are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Pizza dammit! Get pizza!

My plan was to marry rich and then stop working

No smoking in bars what's next?

The holy fuckin' bible son

To start press any key - The Simpsons

I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

Wow we really are bitches

i'm always one step ahead like carpenter that makes stairs

Talk means trouble - Don't talk

Men are dirt!

Defference between puppet and muppet

I wanna go back in mommy - Ralph Wiggum

Oh my gosh! Look! It's food!

No I cannot kill you today I have pilates

Sitting in a tree

[regrets prior life choices]

They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons