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This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
You guys from Florida?
You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that
Try not to be a cunt - The Buddha
Camera phone - Autograph of 21th century
You're the judge - No I'm a bowl of fruit
Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet
I'm not like a boss - I'm the boss - Cat
Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
I'm so happy and not at all jelous
We're all homos - Homo sapiens - The Office
Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti
Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher
My job here is done - But you didn't do anything
Wish you were here
You underestimate my power
I finally bought myself a Plasma TV
[judges you in Spanish]
My Diabolical Plan - Dwight Schrute
What the hell was that? - Krusty the Clown
How exciting another closed door
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
Working on a Saturday
TGIF
Meow
Is there life after birth?
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
How often have you drove past a fire and thought "how can this benefit me?"
Run DOS Run - The Simpsons
All artists tend to be a bit weird
My anxieties have anxieties
Ross doing his "watching tv"
I want to destroy the white devil
I'm multi slacking today
[crowd booing]
Poop backwards is poop
I'm just normal functioning member of the human race
We're old enough to smell bad
Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
Too sad to walk - Homer Simpson
My plan was to marry rich and then stop working
Men are like plants
We ought to be partying not fighting
dat holy ass
Please don't tell anyone how I live - The Simpsons
Elephant Child Born
I love inside jokes - Love to be a part of one someday - The Office
We're basically just a cucumbers with anxiety
Your art was the prettiest art of all the art
I'm ok, honest
[onlookers booing]
Who is Homer? - My name is Guy Incognito - The Simpsons
I consider myself a professional masturbator
Summer is awful
Please kindly go away I'm introverting
You people have been blisters on my taint
Everybody's getting some but me
You can't have any fun in bed - The Simpsons
I'm still cold - Abe Simpson
Been there regretted that
I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God - Homer Simpson
Rakes my old arch-enemy
Nothing to wear
U-R-Gay - The Simpsons
Purple stuff inside donut is a fruit - The Simpsons
You-are-gay - Uruguay - Homer Simpson
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
Stinking fish realty - Simpsons
These girls belong to me
People say "money doesn't grow on trees"
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
Sometimes I need to be alone with my music
Springfield little league park - Simpsons
I'm actually not funny - I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
Metaphors? I hate metaphors
Are you gonna argue with caps? - The Simpsons
But my mom says I'm cool - Milhouse Van Houten - The Simpsons
Dildo - The original selfie stick
Straight Outta Shape
I need a hug...e bottle of wine
High as a kite
How do you make a pact with the Devil?
Turn Your Wounds Into Wisdom
You're pretty much my most favorite of all time in the history of ever
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist
I just really wanna be fucked
I am an outsider in all of my personal relationships
Owning your okayness - The Simpsons
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
[screams internally]
First I drink the coffee then I do the things
200 channels and nothing but cats
What is it asshole day?
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
69 - The Office
I am serious and don't call me Shirley
Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
49 stars on that flag
Funny Dog To Make Life Worthwhile - Simpsons
I can't believe you came
Talk means trouble - Don't talk