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Do wasps make honey?
They could deep-fry my shirt - The Simpsons
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life - Flanders
I'm multi slacking today
Hey I cook! - Offering people gum is not cooking
Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards!
Ernest goes somewhere cheap - Simpsons
Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.
To heal the wound you must stop touching it
Pizza dammit! Get pizza!
What position is this? - The American Taxpayer - The Simpsons
How the fuck can a peanut kill someone, it's not even a person
This is so 1991 - The Simpsons
What is the national language of the United States? - Third grade english
Congratulations universe you win - The Office
Parent teacher night - Let's share the blame - Simpsons
I hate my life - Fry
No I cannot kill you today I have pilates
My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men
But I want to hurt people, not animals
49 stars on that flag
[screams internally]
What were you so sad about?
Too many assholes not enough bullets
I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country - The Simpsons
Get me a vodka rocks - Arrested Development
Model UN - Simpsons
El Barto - El Homo - The Simpsons
I have an art blog
A little saucy, A little too saucy
Working on a Saturday
Poop my pants - The Office
You're too easily offended - I can't believe you just said that
Why can't I marry this pie?
Saying Goodbye Is The Most Painful Way Of Solving A Problem
You familiar with that face?
Seems, I'm full of rage
I'm ok, honest
Would a coward have this?
Saw Inception or at least I dreamt I did - The Office
I'm dying
This is just smoke and ash - Simpsons
They hate us cause they ain't us
Do not touch WIlly - The Simpsons
Look at me - I'm captain now
I hope everyone loves my blog this week
Erections today - Simpsons
Realize how blessed you are
Just because you're a lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein - The Simpsons
High as a kite
Ross: You are both so lucky
You respect dibs don't you?
We're old enough to smell bad
Everybody's getting some but me
Why can't women parallel park?
I only have time for coffee - Twin Peaks
a cup of galaxy
You people have been blisters on my taint
That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you
[doesn't give a single fuck about your opinion in spanish]
You don't call retarded people retards it's a bad taste - You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded - The Office
I did it to be amazing
Happy Birthday to me - Simpsons
Would I rather be feared or loved?
I'm sick of trying to be perfect
I thrive off negativity
For real
Stoner's Pot Palace - Simpsons
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars
I need a hug...e bottle of wine
Love is caring for each other even when you're angry
Am I perfect? - Yes I am
Rich Bitch - Homer Simpson
Marketing - Homer Simpson
I'm not mature enough for this
Unisex - Joey Tribbiani
Kids! They grow up so fast, they move out so slow
You alone? Almost always - Arrested Development
[chuckles uncomfortably]
So you've decided to steal cable
Why can't I solve this problem God? - Flanders
Tear the bitch apart
We have unlimited juice?
Machine Gun Fire Like Laugher
If you want to be happy - Don't think
Silence is sometimes the best answer
More that broken, he's alone
A man's gotta eat - Trailer Park Boys
I already won the lottery - I was born in the USA
I can't read suddenly - I don't know
Oh no if Marge marries Artie I'll never be born - The Simpsons
Men are dirt!
Pool Sharks - Simpsons
She was a lawyer he was a sandwich
Every day is like Halloween
I can fix that
Be inspired - Be inspiring
I've destroyed my life
Summer is awful
When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves
Here's a job I can do - Police seek third gunman